salaries for actors

[blas87]

I don't think you're being bitchy and whiny at all, Admin.

There are some soap opera "actors" that I'd love to smack with a frozen trout and happily take their place. It's almost as if they are reading off notecards like in high school drama class.

[Flyndaran]

I don't think you're being bitchy and whiny at all, Admin.

There are some soap opera "actors" that I'd love to smack with a frozen trout and happily take their place. It's almost as if they are reading off notecards like in high school drama class.

Now I respect those weekly actors. With all thier massive amounts of dialogue, I could never memorize it all in time. They also get so many fewer reshoots than movies it's no wonder they look so wooden so often.

[blas87]

I don't even have to pretend to be dramatic. Hire me, dammit.

I'll bet a gig like that pays better than being a circuit board jockey

[Flyndaran]

I don't even have to pretend to be dramatic. Hire me, dammit.

I'll bet a gig like that pays better than being a circuit board jockey

It probably hurts less that trying to ride circuit boards. Aren't they sharp?
What?

[blas87]

Must you take everything so literally....I wouldn't have a rectum to speak of if that were meant literally.

[BroomJockey]

I wouldn't have a rectum to speak of if that were meant literally.

Rectum? damn near killed 'em!


For the record Flyn, I thought you were funny.

[Flyndaran]

Must you take everything so literally....I wouldn't have a rectum to speak of if that were meant literally.

Sorry. I'm in a silly mood today.
Rectum? Damn near killed-em.

[Flyndaran]

Rectum? damn near killed 'em!
....

Blast it! Ninja-ed.

[blas87]

It's not that I don't find it funny, it's that I hate that I can't be facetious or speak figuratively around you

[BroomJockey]

It's not that I don't find it funny, it's that I hate that I can't be facetious or speak figuratively around you

Using "literally" is not speaking figuratively. Barring that, it's just us being twits.

Well, me being a twit. I can't speak for Flyn. I'm not a ventriloquist.

[blas87]

I just gotta watch my mouth and not say things like "I was literally on fire the other day!"

It really doesn't bother me that much, otherwise I'd quit answering....I'm just making fun of you guys.

[Flyndaran]

...
Well, me being a twit. I can't speak for Flyn. I'm not a ventriloquist.

So that's why I have trouble speaking while you drink water.