Single People

[Flyndaran]

I'm a pyro, I admit, but I practice safety above all other things, so no, I wouldn't say that you're a "REAL smart guy," just intelligent for knowing what you are and are not capable of.

Yay! I know my limitations. Pat-rick! Pat-rick! Pat-rick!

[AFPheonix]

you take that back! There is nothing better than talking about blowing stuff up, except actually doing so!!!!!!

Oh I dunno, a good poop joke ranks right up there.

But I'll admit I'm a pretty abnormal female.

[Flyndaran]

Oh I dunno, a good poop joke ranks right up there.

But I'll admit I'm a pretty abnormal female.

It's just the primate in you.
There's a well known instance from the famous Koko the gorilla. When shown videos of potential suitors, one was so ugly she signed, "Toilet Face."
To be fair, I saw that male gorilla, and he was seriously fugly.

[BroomJockey]

Yay! I know my limitations.

Smarty-pants.

[Flyndaran]

Smarty-pants.

Hey now. I've met far too many that grossly overestimate their abilities.

[Nyoibo]

I feel the urge to say that the REAL smart guys, like me, avoid explosives.
I like having all my fingers.

Hey, I've still got all my fingers, ok I'm missing some bits of finger print, but so what.

[Greenday]

How about thermite? That's fun stuff.

I've done that. Along with pure sodium and pure potassium. I'd like to try francium but I don't think my teachers will let me...

[blas87]

Back to my original point....as if I really had one....if I did I think I lost it....but bear with me as I try...

I think it says a lot about "friends" and could even tie in with our friend rant threads when some people would rather be angry and jealous than happy for their friends.

It's not like my boyfriend would be hateful and rude if his friend were the one with a serious girlfriend.

[Akasa]

"Friend" sounds like a tool.

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Main topic: Yeah the 'friend' sounds more like a 'leech' more recently referred to as 'mooch' or 'jealous, hateful, cowardly jackass"

Side topic:
I dunno, I think I *may* have a chance with the ladies. After all, I spend most of my time talking about shooting things, not blowing them up... like THIS!



Eat BBs you dirty blue team maggots!

That said, I actually have encountered female airsofters of both the ditsy out-of-place variety and the kicks all your asses variety.

[Nyoibo]

I prefer the kick all your asses type.

[Flyndaran]

I prefer the kick all your asses type.

Until your first argument... I kid, I kid.
Seriously, I would never date a woman that won't stand up to me when I am or at least they think I'm being a dumbass. Who wants a robot with boobs? Oh wait, I was 12 once.

[blas87]

Oh trust me, if I could have, I would have slapped the bastard.

But my boyfriend just can't seem to stand up to his friends, or will only do it in what seems to be the most inappropriate times.

Instead of telling his friend "No, I'm not going to stare at those nasty drunk sluts, I have a hot girlfriend that I'm very happy with. Why don't YOU go over there and try your luck, since you really won't know unless you try?"

But of course, he just nodded and smiled and later said to me "That's guy talk. He doesn't really mean it."

Even with his other friend currently threatening me with how many girls there will be at this weekend's drunk camping excursion that I don't want a part of, all these girls that are going to be all over my boyfriend because I'm not there, my boyfriend just says "Just drop it. He wants you to come, and he's going to say whatever he can to upset you enough to get you to go."

[Giggle Goose]

Instead of telling his friend "No, I'm not going to stare at those nasty drunk sluts, I have a hot girlfriend that I'm very happy with. Why don't YOU go over there and try your luck, since you really won't know unless you try?"

Riiiight, as if this "friend" picks up a bunch of chicks every night just because he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's just jealous of your bf because he doesn't know how to approach one. If he has so much of that single-guy swagger then it shouldn't be a problem getting one of those lovely ladies in his clutches.

And it's not like your bf can't check girls out just because he's attached. I read a blog that said "it's ok to window-shop as long as you don't leave fingerprints on the glass." Heck, I do it too! It's all in fun.

[Rapscallion]

I'm single. Always have been. Not in any danger of not being (that I know of). I tend to the view that romance is a great spectator sport. When someone says there's a romantic comedy on, I tend to think they're talking about life.

Would I say that all relationships are bad? Certainly not. Have I seen poisonous relationships? Yes. I tend to the view that it's not for me and should be left to the people who know what they're doing. I've yet to meet either of them.

Rapscallion