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Just need to vent. Feel free to add any.
1. Driving one handed. This gets on my nerves cuz some people round here seem to think that the way to drive is to have one hand on the wheel while their other arm hangs out the window like a big fat slug. Of course, in an emergency situation, they won't be able to stop in time so will inevitably hit that child/tree/other car/pedestrian.
2. I haz kids so I rulez! It may come as a surprise to you, but the fact that you spawned does not excuse you from following the rules of the road. That "Baby on board" or "Mum's taxi" sticker is not a disclaimer allowing you to overtake on a corner, shoot out of a side turning without looking or indicating, or even to treat the speed limit as a minimum. If you really loved your kids, you wouldn't endanger their lives like this.
3. Left/Right. If you can't tell left from right, then sell your car; you're not safe on the roads if you indicate left then swerve accross the unfortunate person behind you in order to take the right hand road.
4. Motorbike = Pushbike. No, it doesn't. If I have the right of way, it's mine no matter how big a penis extension you're driving. If I'm driving along the main road, then you give way to me on a side turning. Don't just shoot out, use those fucking holes in your head and look before you do that. Oh yeah, and you have side mirrors; use them.
5. Lycra Louts. Some cyclists seem to be labouring under a delusion that they own the road. Especially the ones who commit the following crimes; ignoring the rules of the road, for example jumping red lights; riding without lights at night; riding right in the middle of the lane/road; wearing no helmet, and wearing flipflops and shorts while cycling on the main road. Cyclist doing that? Cyclist go squish now.
6. Crotch rockets. I firmly believe that anyone who's just starting out on a motorbike, ie someone who's only just passed their CBT or even just their test should be limited as far as the size of their bike. Nothing about 250 should be allowed. I get sick and tired of seeing moronic teenagers on giant 1000 cc bikes blasting thru traffic, especially since these idiots rarely wear any safety gear apart from a lid. Do you know what happens when you fall? You put your hands out. So be prepared to lose your hands, seeing as you're not wearing gloves. Oh yeah, and tell your slut of a girlf to put aside some cash for skin grafts if she's going to insist on sitting on the back wearing flipflops, a crop top and Daisy Dukes.
7. Tailgaters. Look idiot, there's a speed limit and I'm sticking to it. Don't crawl up my arse while driving down the road, I am not going any faster. And don't even think of barging past me when it's not safe. Just suck it up and abide by the law for once.
8. Dogs. I have nothing against dogs at all; however, it's incredibly dangerous to have them crawling all over the backseat while you're driving. You do know that if you do an emergency stop that G-Force will compell your mutt to fly thru the air and probably hit you on the back of the head? Either put the dog in the boot or get a special doggy seat belt or cage thing. You wouldn't let your kids crawl all over the backseat, so why dogs?
9. Old people. Not all of them, just the ones who insist on driving at a snail pace, swerving all over the road. They also end up waiting for ages at an intersection, taking hours to make a simple turn. -.-
10. White Van Man. Not a cliche. -.- These guys tend to never use their mirrors, speed, overtake stupidly and tailgate. I also hate the ones who do that revving thing when I'm a pedestrian and crossing a zebra crossing.
1. Driving one handed. This gets on my nerves cuz some people round here seem to think that the way to drive is to have one hand on the wheel while their other arm hangs out the window like a big fat slug. Of course, in an emergency situation, they won't be able to stop in time so will inevitably hit that child/tree/other car/pedestrian.
2. I haz kids so I rulez! It may come as a surprise to you, but the fact that you spawned does not excuse you from following the rules of the road. That "Baby on board" or "Mum's taxi" sticker is not a disclaimer allowing you to overtake on a corner, shoot out of a side turning without looking or indicating, or even to treat the speed limit as a minimum. If you really loved your kids, you wouldn't endanger their lives like this.
3. Left/Right. If you can't tell left from right, then sell your car; you're not safe on the roads if you indicate left then swerve accross the unfortunate person behind you in order to take the right hand road.
4. Motorbike = Pushbike. No, it doesn't. If I have the right of way, it's mine no matter how big a penis extension you're driving. If I'm driving along the main road, then you give way to me on a side turning. Don't just shoot out, use those fucking holes in your head and look before you do that. Oh yeah, and you have side mirrors; use them.
5. Lycra Louts. Some cyclists seem to be labouring under a delusion that they own the road. Especially the ones who commit the following crimes; ignoring the rules of the road, for example jumping red lights; riding without lights at night; riding right in the middle of the lane/road; wearing no helmet, and wearing flipflops and shorts while cycling on the main road. Cyclist doing that? Cyclist go squish now.
6. Crotch rockets. I firmly believe that anyone who's just starting out on a motorbike, ie someone who's only just passed their CBT or even just their test should be limited as far as the size of their bike. Nothing about 250 should be allowed. I get sick and tired of seeing moronic teenagers on giant 1000 cc bikes blasting thru traffic, especially since these idiots rarely wear any safety gear apart from a lid. Do you know what happens when you fall? You put your hands out. So be prepared to lose your hands, seeing as you're not wearing gloves. Oh yeah, and tell your slut of a girlf to put aside some cash for skin grafts if she's going to insist on sitting on the back wearing flipflops, a crop top and Daisy Dukes.
7. Tailgaters. Look idiot, there's a speed limit and I'm sticking to it. Don't crawl up my arse while driving down the road, I am not going any faster. And don't even think of barging past me when it's not safe. Just suck it up and abide by the law for once.
8. Dogs. I have nothing against dogs at all; however, it's incredibly dangerous to have them crawling all over the backseat while you're driving. You do know that if you do an emergency stop that G-Force will compell your mutt to fly thru the air and probably hit you on the back of the head? Either put the dog in the boot or get a special doggy seat belt or cage thing. You wouldn't let your kids crawl all over the backseat, so why dogs?
9. Old people. Not all of them, just the ones who insist on driving at a snail pace, swerving all over the road. They also end up waiting for ages at an intersection, taking hours to make a simple turn. -.-
10. White Van Man. Not a cliche. -.- These guys tend to never use their mirrors, speed, overtake stupidly and tailgate. I also hate the ones who do that revving thing when I'm a pedestrian and crossing a zebra crossing.
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