Door to Door Religion

[Lace Neil Singer]

I would have said, "Well, I'll be riding at the head, actually; I've been told by Satan himself that I'm going to be Death. I am so looking forward to it."

But then, that's just me. XD

[Fire_on_High]

I'm pretty sure I've posted this story on CS before, but that was a couple of hacks ago so...yeah, I'd found something that discouraged the door to door shoveling of unwanted religion in my face.

I used to keep pet rats...at the time I had several hairless, all of which were extremely sweet natured beasts. So I've got this giant male nekkid REW roosting on my shoulder snuffling in my hair and the door bell rings. I answer it and it's a couple of older ladies trying to proselyze for whatever religion, I think it might've been JW.

Now, Karana was the rat I'd let anyone handle who was curious what a tame rat was like...he was fairly perceptive and very, very easygoing and gentle. He LOOKED scary, but he just wanted to snuggle up and be friends.

So...being rather nearsighted like all rats are, he sticks his head out from my hair and peers at these ladies with his dark, dark red eyes, whiskers twitching away while he's sniffing to catch their scent as well. I think those religious folk would've qualified for the Olympics as hastily as they took off.

*shrugs* Ain't my fault if they've never seen one like him before. Given half a chance he would've happily been swindling treats and ear scratches from them.