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I instituted a few rules for the apartment four other guys and I share. Really, really basic rules. Very easy to understand. So why is it so freaking hard for them and their guests to follow?
Here's the specific rule I'm talking about: "Rule #1: NO Puking From Drinking!"
No matter how much frat stuff they put in here and even though I'm the only one not in their stupid frat, this is NOT a frat house. It needs to stop being treated as one. So when I saw no puking from drinking, that obviously means don't drink until you puke! That means when your friend or some random girl you have over is drinking a lot, stop them before they puke. I don't want to deal with someone getting alcohol poisoning in my apartment and I don't want to deal with puke. If you are just sick in general, fine, that can't be helped and I'll have sympathy. But there's no excuse for drinking until you puke.
But even IF you puke from drinking or your guest does, why the God damn shower? Why the hell not the toilet like every other human being? And why the hell isn't it cleaned up already. I like to shower in the freaking morning. I'm NOT showering with puke chunks and dirty clothes laying in there and I'm not cleaning up someone else's mess. That shit should have been cleaned up ASAP, not 24 hours later. And I'm supposed to go out for my friend's 21st birthday and I really need to shower, but I can't and none of my friends are around to let me use their apartments for showering.
Here's the specific rule I'm talking about: "Rule #1: NO Puking From Drinking!"
No matter how much frat stuff they put in here and even though I'm the only one not in their stupid frat, this is NOT a frat house. It needs to stop being treated as one. So when I saw no puking from drinking, that obviously means don't drink until you puke! That means when your friend or some random girl you have over is drinking a lot, stop them before they puke. I don't want to deal with someone getting alcohol poisoning in my apartment and I don't want to deal with puke. If you are just sick in general, fine, that can't be helped and I'll have sympathy. But there's no excuse for drinking until you puke.
But even IF you puke from drinking or your guest does, why the God damn shower? Why the hell not the toilet like every other human being? And why the hell isn't it cleaned up already. I like to shower in the freaking morning. I'm NOT showering with puke chunks and dirty clothes laying in there and I'm not cleaning up someone else's mess. That shit should have been cleaned up ASAP, not 24 hours later. And I'm supposed to go out for my friend's 21st birthday and I really need to shower, but I can't and none of my friends are around to let me use their apartments for showering.
At least, not around us you don't.
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