Damn, Blas...you just described several areas in Pennsylvania
Seriously, our state flower is the orange and white construction barrel. They tend to outlive the orange cones by months. Usually, the flowers pop up in the spring, and hibernate during the winter. Unless you're on the turnpike...where they bloom all year long!
Around here though, you don't see any mullet-sporting idiots in crappy cars. Usually, they're in a rusted-out 1978 Chevy pickup...with an exhaust so loud, you can hear it in the next county. No, the idiots in crappy cars...are stupid kids in riced-out Civics. The majority of those kids (who are *white* kids from the 'burbs), all walk around with a fake limp, wear pants about 52 sizes too big, and end every sentence with "you know what I'm sayin?" Same kids usually crap themselves if they venture into certain local neighborhoods...
Seriously, our state flower is the orange and white construction barrel. They tend to outlive the orange cones by months. Usually, the flowers pop up in the spring, and hibernate during the winter. Unless you're on the turnpike...where they bloom all year long!
Around here though, you don't see any mullet-sporting idiots in crappy cars. Usually, they're in a rusted-out 1978 Chevy pickup...with an exhaust so loud, you can hear it in the next county. No, the idiots in crappy cars...are stupid kids in riced-out Civics. The majority of those kids (who are *white* kids from the 'burbs), all walk around with a fake limp, wear pants about 52 sizes too big, and end every sentence with "you know what I'm sayin?" Same kids usually crap themselves if they venture into certain local neighborhoods...
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