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My great aunt....
For my mother's birthday earlier this week, she was sent a very humorous card in the mail, but she had no idea who sent it.
She thought it was hilarious.....then she found out from my cousin that it was her aunt who had sent it and meant it in a very mean way (it was a card regarding getting old and having saggy boobs).
Of course, the card is so funny that anyone would have laughed at it, and because my great aunt is such a bassackwards retard she can't even find the right way to insult someone (meaning she picked out the card because she thought the idea of pointing out that my mom has big boobs would hurt her feelings and get her good!).......my mom is a little upset at her intent and because she found out it wasn't a friend or better family member who sent it, she still wins because it really didn't hurt her feelings the way it was "intended" to.
Oh, and what's my aunt's problem with my mom? It started many years ago, because my aunt is obviously a brain donor....amongst being a bad alcoholic and undiagnosed insane....after gramma died, she's been just dying and dying to get everything she wants from the Will and all of gramma's belongings because that means antiques which means $$$ and because auntie is a bad bad alchie and a piss poor business woman who lost her business and is unemployed and keeps getting fired from any job she gets......and this process isn't going fast enough and she isn't getting what she wants.......
Guess who is getting a card on her birthday that's going to look like there is money in it, but when it's opened, there will be a card for Alcoholics Anonymous in there?
Mom said she wouldn't stoop to that level, but I will
Bitch, don't fuck with my family. Mom is a big girl and can stand up for herself, but sometimes the cub must stand up for the lioness and grab the hyena right by its stupid neck.
For my mother's birthday earlier this week, she was sent a very humorous card in the mail, but she had no idea who sent it.
She thought it was hilarious.....then she found out from my cousin that it was her aunt who had sent it and meant it in a very mean way (it was a card regarding getting old and having saggy boobs).
Of course, the card is so funny that anyone would have laughed at it, and because my great aunt is such a bassackwards retard she can't even find the right way to insult someone (meaning she picked out the card because she thought the idea of pointing out that my mom has big boobs would hurt her feelings and get her good!).......my mom is a little upset at her intent and because she found out it wasn't a friend or better family member who sent it, she still wins because it really didn't hurt her feelings the way it was "intended" to.
Oh, and what's my aunt's problem with my mom? It started many years ago, because my aunt is obviously a brain donor....amongst being a bad alcoholic and undiagnosed insane....after gramma died, she's been just dying and dying to get everything she wants from the Will and all of gramma's belongings because that means antiques which means $$$ and because auntie is a bad bad alchie and a piss poor business woman who lost her business and is unemployed and keeps getting fired from any job she gets......and this process isn't going fast enough and she isn't getting what she wants.......
Guess who is getting a card on her birthday that's going to look like there is money in it, but when it's opened, there will be a card for Alcoholics Anonymous in there?
Mom said she wouldn't stoop to that level, but I will
Bitch, don't fuck with my family. Mom is a big girl and can stand up for herself, but sometimes the cub must stand up for the lioness and grab the hyena right by its stupid neck.
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