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1. Shaving
2. Racism
3. Sexism
4. Homophobia
5. Other forms of bigotry
6. Pennies
7. The economy
8. Bullies
9. People who think bullying is harmless
10. People who don’t read what I write and then try to argue with me about it (actually seems to happen kind of awesome)
11. Not knowing where my stuff is
12. People talking over me
13. People complaining about how everyone always interrupts them while not letting anyone else talks
14. People who refuse to answer a simple question
15. People who can’t be serious
16. Carrots
17. People who can’t mind their own business
18. Stepping in animal feces
19. Pretty much anything involving feces
20. Pretty much anything involving urine
21. Being bugged about things
22. Vomiting
23. George Clooney as Batman
24. The Bat credit card
25. My dad watching LOTR and Harry Potter at least 2-3 times a month
26. The Matrix Sequels
27. The Star Wars Prequels
28. Half of the Star Trek movies
29. Temple of Doom
30. This guy http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress....pg?w=343&h=498
Just Because I can
31. Not having enough Pepsi
32. People who think Men are stupid
33. People who think Women are stupid
34. People being Macho
35. People who talk in crappy fake accents
36. Thieves
37. Murderers
38. Rapists
39. Child Molesters
40. “Vegetarians” who eat Chicken or Fish
41. People not thinking through their beliefs
42. People against gay marriage
43. People who lie about why they are against gay marriage.
44. Onions
45. Green Peppers
46. Broomjockey (just kidding)
47. People who pull the race card
48. People who pull any bullshit card
49. Entitlement whores
50. Attention whores
51. Spiders
52. Dandruff
53. People bugging me about my weight as though I’m not aware
54. People with no sense of humour
55. People who act like other people are their property (stalkers, control freaks, etc.)
56. People who feel the need for revenge when someone dumps them or starts dating someone knew.
57. People who feel the need to screw with their ex when their ex did nothing wrong
58. George Bush (I said it, I have a right to my opinion)
59. SOUTHPARK
60. People who watch things just so they can complain about them (if you hate it just change the damn channel)
61. The fact that Americans leave letters out of their words and when I spell labour properly MS Word highlights it as wrong
62. Not having enough chocolate
63. Shaving
64. How short my penis is
65. Living in the middle of nowhere
66. How hard it is to find, get, and keep a job
67. Stupid interview questions (where do I see myself in five years? How the fuck do I know)
68. People telling the same joke over and over again
69. People who get in the way.
70. People who can’t be bothered to say excuse me.
71. People refusing to help my unless I say please no matter how politely I asked
72. Waiting for things to come in the mail
73. Waiting for things to cum in the female
74. Bad Website design
75. Flash
76. Computer viruses
77. Computer Spyware
78. Computer Malware
79. People who fall for stupid scams
80. People who send spam
81. People who respond to spam (if it didn’t work we wouldn’t have it)
82. Poorly spelled lolcats (they are funnier when you can actually read them)
83. People who don’t train their pets
84. People who don’t train their children
85. People who are assholes
86. The American Healthcare system
87. People being idiots and screwing up the economy more
88. Environmentalists who don’t research what they are supporting (while one florescent bulb equals several normal ones the fluorescent ones have mercury don’t they? Just an example)
89. People refusing to accept truth in front of their eyes
90. People saying the holocaust is fake
91. People who think the Earth is flat
92. People who think the moon landing was fake and being unable to provide zero proof
93. People thinking everything the government does is bad no matter what
94. People not following instructions
95. Red peppers
96. Pretty much all pepper (outside of some things like salsa)
97. Gap commercials
98. Axe Commercials
99. Old Navy Commercials
100. Numerous types of customers
101. Shows being canceled without getting a proper ending
102. DRM
103. People purposefully making things difficult
104. Needless complications
105. People who can’t stop complaining
106. Very large posts without any presses of the enter key
107. That I forgot to put possible nsfw in the title.
More to come later.
2. Racism
3. Sexism
4. Homophobia
5. Other forms of bigotry
6. Pennies
7. The economy
8. Bullies
9. People who think bullying is harmless
10. People who don’t read what I write and then try to argue with me about it (actually seems to happen kind of awesome)
11. Not knowing where my stuff is
12. People talking over me
13. People complaining about how everyone always interrupts them while not letting anyone else talks
14. People who refuse to answer a simple question
15. People who can’t be serious
16. Carrots
17. People who can’t mind their own business
18. Stepping in animal feces
19. Pretty much anything involving feces
20. Pretty much anything involving urine
21. Being bugged about things
22. Vomiting
23. George Clooney as Batman
24. The Bat credit card
25. My dad watching LOTR and Harry Potter at least 2-3 times a month
26. The Matrix Sequels
27. The Star Wars Prequels
28. Half of the Star Trek movies
29. Temple of Doom
30. This guy http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress....pg?w=343&h=498
Just Because I can
31. Not having enough Pepsi
32. People who think Men are stupid
33. People who think Women are stupid
34. People being Macho
35. People who talk in crappy fake accents
36. Thieves
37. Murderers
38. Rapists
39. Child Molesters
40. “Vegetarians” who eat Chicken or Fish
41. People not thinking through their beliefs
42. People against gay marriage
43. People who lie about why they are against gay marriage.
44. Onions
45. Green Peppers
46. Broomjockey (just kidding)
47. People who pull the race card
48. People who pull any bullshit card
49. Entitlement whores
50. Attention whores
51. Spiders
52. Dandruff
53. People bugging me about my weight as though I’m not aware
54. People with no sense of humour
55. People who act like other people are their property (stalkers, control freaks, etc.)
56. People who feel the need for revenge when someone dumps them or starts dating someone knew.
57. People who feel the need to screw with their ex when their ex did nothing wrong
58. George Bush (I said it, I have a right to my opinion)
59. SOUTHPARK
60. People who watch things just so they can complain about them (if you hate it just change the damn channel)
61. The fact that Americans leave letters out of their words and when I spell labour properly MS Word highlights it as wrong
62. Not having enough chocolate
63. Shaving
64. How short my penis is
65. Living in the middle of nowhere
66. How hard it is to find, get, and keep a job
67. Stupid interview questions (where do I see myself in five years? How the fuck do I know)
68. People telling the same joke over and over again
69. People who get in the way.
70. People who can’t be bothered to say excuse me.
71. People refusing to help my unless I say please no matter how politely I asked
72. Waiting for things to come in the mail
73. Waiting for things to cum in the female
74. Bad Website design
75. Flash
76. Computer viruses
77. Computer Spyware
78. Computer Malware
79. People who fall for stupid scams
80. People who send spam
81. People who respond to spam (if it didn’t work we wouldn’t have it)
82. Poorly spelled lolcats (they are funnier when you can actually read them)
83. People who don’t train their pets
84. People who don’t train their children
85. People who are assholes
86. The American Healthcare system
87. People being idiots and screwing up the economy more
88. Environmentalists who don’t research what they are supporting (while one florescent bulb equals several normal ones the fluorescent ones have mercury don’t they? Just an example)
89. People refusing to accept truth in front of their eyes
90. People saying the holocaust is fake
91. People who think the Earth is flat
92. People who think the moon landing was fake and being unable to provide zero proof
93. People thinking everything the government does is bad no matter what
94. People not following instructions
95. Red peppers
96. Pretty much all pepper (outside of some things like salsa)
97. Gap commercials
98. Axe Commercials
99. Old Navy Commercials
100. Numerous types of customers
101. Shows being canceled without getting a proper ending
102. DRM
103. People purposefully making things difficult
104. Needless complications
105. People who can’t stop complaining
106. Very large posts without any presses of the enter key
107. That I forgot to put possible nsfw in the title.
More to come later.
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