Debbie Downer Know It Alls

[Wingates_Hellsing]

If you make your snowball pill-shaped, sure! :: )

It would have to be rather large, in which case, it might as well act as a suppository when you shove it up their %@@#$

Which, in seriousness (bummer though it is) straddles the line of 'maybe not a joke for public venting'. Still, no one takes me seriously when I state that I should ram a motherboard so far down their throat, they would quite simply die... or is it because that particular action is physically improbable?

[Fire_on_High]

Cruelty to mobos!

[Fryk]

Improbable, yes. But the fun is in TRYING.

I have a weird sense of humor, I guess, and when I get mad, sometimes I try to be funny to cheer myself up. Well, in this case, it's always funny to me to try to come up with the most specific and outlandish method of violence I can. This disturbs my co-workers. :: )

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Improbable, yes. But the fun is in TRYING.

I have a weird sense of humor, I guess, and when I get mad, sometimes I try to be funny to cheer myself up. Well, in this case, it's always funny to me to try to come up with the most specific and outlandish method of violence I can. This disturbs my co-workers. :: )

I doth think we're long-lost siblings. Would you like to go out for coffee sometime?

Seriously though, me and my best friend make a point of being as creative as possible. Movie derivatives aren't allowed, however. That means no death by teacup, carrot, or church-roof. Other people don't seem to get it (cept my family, I guess they know my craziness well enough to accept it )

It seems as though the modern world is shifting towards assuming everyone is serious all the time, and therefore brimming with psychopathic killers... I blame the media, and pants.

[NateSean]

If you hit them in the face with the snowball, does that make it a CHILL PILL?!?!

I'm so witty

If you make the snowballs large enough will it make your target feel inadequate?

[Rageaholic]

Similar to the topic but how about people will try to tell you "well those are the rules" or "that's the law" when you rant about stupid rules or laws. DUH I know it's the rules or the law, it doesn't mean I have to agree with it.

[Dreamstalker]

Yup. I didn't know that following dumb laws (cuz they're, y'know, LAWS) if you don't personally agree with them was hypocritical.

SSN as a catchall identifier? Don't agree with it. Do I defy employers/banks asking for it? No, because I know if I don't supply it, I won't get anywhere.

[Fryk]

Sure thing, Sir Integra! Heck, I'll even buy :: )

My favorite is trying to come up with Rube Golbergian death methods, or untracable killings (death by icicle, for example... it'll melt and destroy the evidence, you see)

I promise I am not evil, I'm just... a Fryk!!