It seems some people need a clarification on what "you almost hit me" means.
It does not mean my vehicle was, at some point, within 20 feet on you.
It means I was driving like a bat out of hell, not paying attention, and I was bearing down on your ass until the very last second when I regained my senses, and was able to swerve away, narrowly missing you to the point that you felt the breeze from my car.
People tend to use it as an excuse to bitch about something. "Look at that guy driving and talking on his cellphone! He almost hit me!"
No he didn't.
I used to get this one as a youngster - some random person would approach me and say "I hey saw you in the parking lot the other day, you ALMOST HIT MY CAR!" No I didn't. I was driving, I approached your car, and I stopped. Almost hitting your car would mean I had actually lost control of my vehicle and narrowly avoided an accident. That didn't happen. And actually, the ONLY person on this planet, aside from maybe God or Kronos, who knows whether or not I almost hit your car is ME So go fuck yourself.
It does not mean my vehicle was, at some point, within 20 feet on you.
It means I was driving like a bat out of hell, not paying attention, and I was bearing down on your ass until the very last second when I regained my senses, and was able to swerve away, narrowly missing you to the point that you felt the breeze from my car.
People tend to use it as an excuse to bitch about something. "Look at that guy driving and talking on his cellphone! He almost hit me!"
No he didn't.
I used to get this one as a youngster - some random person would approach me and say "I hey saw you in the parking lot the other day, you ALMOST HIT MY CAR!" No I didn't. I was driving, I approached your car, and I stopped. Almost hitting your car would mean I had actually lost control of my vehicle and narrowly avoided an accident. That didn't happen. And actually, the ONLY person on this planet, aside from maybe God or Kronos, who knows whether or not I almost hit your car is ME So go fuck yourself.
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