Little things that in your own mind have ruined the day, but are really just small pains in the ass.
For instance, it has been snowing and you slooooowly open your car door, but nevertheless, all the snow that was on the window goes flying right into the driver's seat, and now you shall be stuck with a snowy wet ass if you sit.
Another example....after a busy Friday night, the cap of your sample of tanning lotion comes undone and your brand new lighter finds a new home, buried in the gobs of lotion.
Or:
You're really cold and need a cigarette....in your cold and nervous twitch, you break the first cigarette you grab.
You get so angry at your door because it's frozen shut and won't open that you pull so hard you fall backwards on your ass in the snow.
You find that every single pair of clean socks has a hole in the big toe. Even the pairs you just bought two weeks ago.
For instance, it has been snowing and you slooooowly open your car door, but nevertheless, all the snow that was on the window goes flying right into the driver's seat, and now you shall be stuck with a snowy wet ass if you sit.
Another example....after a busy Friday night, the cap of your sample of tanning lotion comes undone and your brand new lighter finds a new home, buried in the gobs of lotion.
Or:
You're really cold and need a cigarette....in your cold and nervous twitch, you break the first cigarette you grab.
You get so angry at your door because it's frozen shut and won't open that you pull so hard you fall backwards on your ass in the snow.
You find that every single pair of clean socks has a hole in the big toe. Even the pairs you just bought two weeks ago.
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