* It starts to rain as soon as I leave for work... and stops when I get there. It's like the weather has a personal vendetta against me and my motorbike.
* Some git drives thru a puddle and splashes me.
* I want to sit down, but all the benches are occupied by parents and young children. I'm sure that the old lady over there has similar feelings of murderous rage, but is more entitled to them than me.
* My sink is full of dirty dishes and cutlery, and I know I have to start on the washing up today due to the fact that I've run out of clean crockery and cutlery.
* I go to buy new bras, and take forever doing so, due to the fact that the store only seems to stock bras for tiny, small breasted women.
* When I'm sitting having my break and reading my book; and people feel the need to come up to me and talk.
* When the flat is a mess and there's no-one to tidy it cept me, so I know what I'm going to spend my precious day off doing.
* Some git drives thru a puddle and splashes me.
* I want to sit down, but all the benches are occupied by parents and young children. I'm sure that the old lady over there has similar feelings of murderous rage, but is more entitled to them than me.
* My sink is full of dirty dishes and cutlery, and I know I have to start on the washing up today due to the fact that I've run out of clean crockery and cutlery.
* I go to buy new bras, and take forever doing so, due to the fact that the store only seems to stock bras for tiny, small breasted women.
* When I'm sitting having my break and reading my book; and people feel the need to come up to me and talk.
* When the flat is a mess and there's no-one to tidy it cept me, so I know what I'm going to spend my precious day off doing.
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