If You Plan On Gossipping, Get Your Story Right!

[Greenday]

I've been having major issues with a large group of my friends in the past month at college. Tonight they just had to continue starting shit with me.

Wednesday nights, one of the bars in town has $0.35 wings and $6.00 pitchers of bud light. I don't eat wings and bud light sounds as thirst quenching as drinking my own piss. Plus with everyone making an effort to piss me and another one of our friends off, I just wouldn't enjoy it. So when one of my friends asked me if I was going out tonight to that bar, I said no. I wasn't in the mood for drinking and walking all the way to and from town from campus. Also, it's REALLY annoying being sober around drunk people. Drunk people are anything but funny when around sober people. They are generally obnoxious and rude. She seemed to accept that, bought her dinner, then we went back to the science department. I told her I was going to go back to my apartment for the night and left.

I got one text from the girl I was talking to asking if I was going to come out, but I already told her what I was doing and I was in the middle of playing MW2 so I didn't answer immediately. Then I got a text from another one of the girls in my group saying, "Thanks for telling us we are not fun when were sober".

This means two things. One: They are talking shit about me. Two: The first bitch can't keep a REALLY freaking simple story straight. What the fuck? How do you go from "It's not fun being sober around a bunch of drunk people" to "You aren't fun when you are sober."? Obviously GPA doesn't prove a damn thing as far as intelligence (more of an indicator of effort) because for some smart people, they are fucking dumb.

[Wingates_Hellsing]

In the words of a writer working for will smith's at one point director's sponsoring company:

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!"

and as a guy on P&T's Bullshit!:

"The foolishness of that statement is so severe, that I can only ascribe it to higher education. You have to have gone to college to say something that stupid."

I got hit on by two or three black girls for a few months in Highschool and forever after I was 'that white guy that banged those three black hoes" despite the fact that I told them off ('cuz they were skanks) every time they said something.

Same shit different toilet, eh?

Represent *raised fist for a fist bump*

[Greenday]

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!"

Represent *raised fist for a fist bump*

I've dropped that statement multiple times. Smith actually said that line once in I, Robot.

*Fist Bump*

[McDreidel09]

Oh yes. This sounds exactly like my hometown. In high school, people made it seem like I was getting more sex than I really was. When someone came up about me having sex with someone, I would laugh and say "I'm just so awesome because I can have sex with them and they are still somehow a virgin!"

Yes, I did have a lot of two week relationships. It was high school. C'mon. However, I did not sleep with all of my boyfriends.

My favorite was when a boyfriend broke up with me and started going out with my relatives, I heard that I broke his heart. I started laughing and said "Yeah. I broke his heart. His new girlfriend is a relative of mine and he told me he hates me and never wants to speak to me when I did absolutely nothing."

[blas87]

Yet another reason I'm avoiding universities when I do get to college.

Too many idiot youngsters still in high school mode "OMG did you know that GreenDay hates drunk people!"

I have to agree with you very much so, that drunk people are the most annoying thing on earth when you are sober.

[powerboy]

Oh yes, the rumors.

• I apparently know where every strip club is in the 50 mile radius. Despite me only going to one, once. Thats right, one time.
  
• Slept with every woman that I ever met. I didn't know that I did. But hey, I guess its true
  
• I'm married and and 3 kids. Only been engaged and I do not have any kids. Soooooo?

[Greenday]

I have to agree with you very much so, that drunk people are the most annoying thing on earth when you are sober.

It really was your thread on being a DD that I really came up with how I phrased it to my friend.

[insertNameHere]

Lmfao, yes this happened to me, I pretty much told all my coworkers I could not stand the new girl. And when asked if I didn't like her by her I admitted yes I don't like you.

When someone else told my boss the story of waht happened. it was that I told her "Everyone here hates you"

[HYHYBT]

Powerboy: maybe people wouldn't spread so many rumors about you if you'd stop taking those kids you don't have to the strip clubs you've never been in

[blas87]

Sometimes it's good to see how easily people gossip.

I got an idea at work to start mingling with this much, much older guy and arranging bathroom breaks at the same time as him, just to get Ann and her hens clucking about it.

Then we started showing up to work wearing the same colors....we'd plan on what color what day. Oh my gosh, it was SO funny to hear the whispering and the clucking.

The best part was when Ann finally confronted me and asked me what it was all about, and I responded "Well, we did it just to get you and your friends talking about us!", she nearly burst into tears and walked away and didn't speak to me until I transferred out of the department.

[elsporko]

You ever talk to the people about what happened? Could have been a joke that didn't work through text.

[Plaidman]

The only gossip that had gone about me is

1: I'm a faggot. (... yeah... sure. I think lack of attraction from both makes me a nonsexual if anythign)

2: I'm a psychopath. (I've heard this from numerous people, from friends, ex, coworkers, internet, customers, vast majority rules )

3: I'm dumb. ( Not so true)

4: I've had brain surgery. (Nope. That giant scar you think you see is a giant tumor. Get your crap right)

Other then that, nothing.

[Greenday]

You ever talk to the people about what happened? Could have been a joke that didn't work through text.

Yes I did. It wasn't joking around.

[blas87]

GreenDay, have you ever considered hanging out with older people? People who have already graduated? If that's not comfortable, maybe hanging out with more independent types of college kids versus the overgrown high schooler "My mommy and daddy are paying for my schooling so I can party all the time and flunk out!" types.

[Greenday]

GreenDay, have you ever considered hanging out with older people? People who have already graduated? If that's not comfortable, maybe hanging out with more independent types of college kids versus the overgrown high schooler "My mommy and daddy are paying for my schooling so I can party all the time and flunk out!" types.

I don't mind people outside of regular college age. It's just tough to find them and meet them. I'm just glad at least one of my friends is normal and we can hang out and stuff without having to deal with the drama.