The black sheep

[DrFaroohk]

I'm usually the black sheep of any group - I'm the most obnoxious guy on any given message board, I'm the slowest guy at work, I'm the most emotionally distant of my family, and I'm the most uninvolved parent of the all the kids at the school....well of the parents that are actually around.

So I LOVE it when someone who's a bigger failure than me shows up. It takes a lot of the negative attention away from me, and it also tends to make people appreciate me more. "Hey, DrFaroohk is only a +10 Douchebag, but this other guy is a +100 Douchebag. DrFaroohk is actually pretty cool!"

I love failures.

[telecom_goddess]

hmmmm not sure WHAT to say to that.....

[Fryk]

I am offended by that Dr Faroohk! I have worked [I]too damned hard[I] on my obnoxiousness for you to just walk right on in and usurp my coveted title! It's ON now, you hear? OONNNNN, I say!

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Dr Faroohk, you done just got served! You gonna dance back or what?

[Fryk]

*Three snaps in 'Z' formation*

[DrFaroohk]

Nay, for no one is quite as sick and evil as I am. I AM the most obnoxious. I fanatasize about how great it'd be if I was in some accident and had no memory of my life or family at all. It'd be a brand new fresh start and I don't think anyone could fault me for just being like 'fuck off, i dont know you anymore'.

[Fryk]

See that might be sick, but it's not evil or obnoxious.

Me, I like to plan for arguments that might happen, try to factor in evrything that the other person could say, and have a comeback ready. You know, in CASE we fight.

[DrFaroohk]

lol I do the same thing, except it backfires a lot, because they never say what I was expecting. Lots of times I'll even present my whole argument right at once, to save time, and to avoid interuptions, which just makes me look defensive and obnoxious.

[telecom_goddess]

lol I do the same thing, except it backfires a lot, because they never say what I was expecting. Lots of times I'll even present my whole argument right at once, to save time, and to avoid interuptions, which just makes me look defensive and obnoxious.

lol...but what about rebuttals that might happen? Do you have answers for those out there already

[Fryk]

Not out there.... in mah brain.

[Fashion Lad!]

So I LOVE it when someone who's a bigger failure than me shows up. It takes a lot of the negative attention away from me, and it also tends to make people appreciate me more. "Hey, DrFaroohk is only a +10 Douchebag, but this other guy is a +100 Douchebag. DrFaroohk is actually pretty cool!"

I love failures.

I hate trying to succeed just because someone fails. I generally like succeeding on my own merits.

[DrFaroohk]

I understand completely, however being a natural failure in life has forced me to take whatever edge I can get.

[Fryk]

Meh, success is still success, no matter what spawned it.

[Fashion Lad!]

Meh, success is still success, no matter what spawned it.

I still don't believe you can succeed by someone just outright failing. Success comes after an attempt. Take that other person out of the mix and you still fail. Put that person back in it you really didn't succeed, they just failed.

[Fryk]

Sometimes, just being the Last One Standing can be an attempt, though.