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  • Guys who piss on the floor..

    It never fails. Whenever I walk into the men's room and up to a urinal there is ALWAYS a small puddle of piss in front of it.

    What, you wouldn't walk up an extra inch or two to get it all in? You had to just let it flow to the floor? Now I have to stand here spread eagle since I don't want your piss on the bottom of my shoes.

    Let me guess, they're also the type that when they use toilets, they don't lift up the seat, piss all over it, and don't even bother to wipe??

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    I don't get it. I mean, you pretty much have to aim downwards to miss the urinal. Like, I could just stand there and not aim and it'll still be high enough to nail the urinal.
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    • #3
      The ones at work don't go all the way to the floor - they're on the wall but I've seen it with both types.

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      • #4
        I hate people who piss on the seat and then don't wipe it off.

        I also hate people who are like "I sat down on the toilet and sat in piss!"

        What, you couldn't be bothered to wipe it off yourself? I know the other guy should have wiped it off, but he didn't, and its there, so you really just have two choices - sit in piss, or wipe it off.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DrFaroohk View Post
          I hate people who piss on the seat and then don't wipe it off.

          I also hate people who are like "I sat down on the toilet and sat in piss!"

          What, you couldn't be bothered to wipe it off yourself? I know the other guy should have wiped it off, but he didn't, and its there, so you really just have two choices - sit in piss, or wipe it off.
          You'd be suprised how often you don't even see it til you sit. Its disgustion, and how do you know the person that did it doesn't have aids, or any of the other thousand other diseases you can get that way?

          As such, I never go number 2 in public places. Too often do men piss all over the floor/seats.

          Its even more digusting that so... many....people... don't fucking flush. I know there are automatics, but alot don't flush period. Just... ug. I'm curious if I go to there home and the floor be flooded with piss, and the seat overflowing with crap.
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          • #6
            When my husband and I used to host D&D on Sundays, I would sometimes find a small puddle of...SOMETHING on the floor next to the toilet in the bathroom. I was never entirely sure if it was urine or if it came from the bathtub, but seeing as the puddle was on the other side of the toilet as the tub, I figured it was the former. One reason why I told my husband we weren't hosting anymore.

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            • #7
              I don't understand that. Why not just aim for the urinal? Granted I get a drop once in the while on the floor. But to leave a damn foot wide puddle, doesn't make any sense. Don't even get me started on the ones who leaves piss on the toilet seats

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              • #8
                I had a friend who did this at his house. There was always a sticky yellow spot in front of his toilet. GROSS. He saw nothing wrong with it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Plaidman View Post
                  You'd be suprised how often you don't even see it til you sit. Its disgustion, and how do you know the person that did it doesn't have aids, or any of the other thousand other diseases you can get that way? .
                  You can't catch AIDS that way.

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                  • #10
                    In fact I'm fairly certain you can't catch much of anything that way. Urine's a sterile mixture, 'n stuff...

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                    • #11
                      Whenever I go #2 in public, I ALWAYS wipe off the seat. Especially that little place in the front where all the business touches. I realize that's not helping as far as the germs go, but it gives me peace of mind.

                      For some reason I don't like using the canadian cowboy hats on the toilets. I feel so weird sitting on that paper.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by AdminAssistant View Post
                        I had a friend who did this at his house. There was always a sticky yellow spot in front of his toilet. GROSS. He saw nothing wrong with it.
                        I can NOT understand that. I clean my bathroom thoroughly every week and keep it up during the week and there is NEVER anything like that on my floor. EVER.
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                        • #13
                          Maybe the problem with some of these guys is that they're not well-enough enowed to arc it into the urinal.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Plaidman View Post
                            Its even more digusting that so... many....people... don't fucking flush. I know there are automatics, but alot don't flush period. Just... ug. I'm curious if I go to there home and the floor be flooded with piss, and the seat overflowing with crap.
                            Yes!! Ours in the office are automnatic but don't always flush, I always make sure I hit the button to force it to flush.

                            Originally posted by telecom_goddess View Post
                            I can NOT understand that. I clean my bathroom thoroughly every week and keep it up during the week and there is NEVER anything like that on my floor. EVER.
                            Yeah, that is gross.

                            Originally posted by Fryk View Post
                            Maybe the problem with some of these guys is that they're not well-enough enowed to arc it into the urinal.
                            Urinals also usually (like the ones in my office) a thinner area that comes out so you can stand close to it and you can just let it hang out and let it go and it'll all go in there.

                            People doing this are probabaly standing a distance away from the urinal and just letting it drop / flow on the floor.

                            As for #2s, I don't mind using those Canadian cowboy hats but when I worked in a retail store I always cleaned the seat and the "business area" before I sat down.

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