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    One of the most unnecessay inventions ever made. Want to ensure privacy? Than lock the fucking door. All keys do is complicate things.

  • #2
    how do they complicate things...?

    Are you meaning bathroom keys in convenience stores/gas stations? O_o

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    • #3
      That and it would also be bad if you locked the bathroom key in the bathroom.

      Wonder if any c-store workers have had any customers do that.
      If I can't bitch, I'll explode- blas87

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      • #4
        The only public places I know with bathroom keys are the public ones where they only let customers use their bathrooms.
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        • #5
          Indeed. Nothing is more fun then having a druggy OD in the bathroom. Or busting women (and men) giving blowjobs in said bathroom.

          They come locked so that we can give them to people who would use it, and are customers. Not the druggy guy who is going to be in there all night to smoke crack, or the other homeless man who going to bed in there to be out of the rain.
          Toilet Paper has been "bath tissue" for the longest time, and it really chaps my ass - Blas
          I AM THE MAN of the house! I wear the pants!!! But uh...my wife buys the pants so....yeah.

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          • #6
            There is a good reason for having keys for the bathroom at gas stations. Like Plaidman said, druggies and other such people that aren't going to the bathroom. Usually you can tell.

            As for the locking of the keys inside the bathroom, the attendant usually has another key, at least at the station we worked at we did. I'd assume most other stations would have an extra as well. I used to have the keys get locked in all the time.

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            • #7
              You know, there was a comedian once that pondered this question:

              "Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? What, are they afraid someone will break in and CLEAN IT?!"
              "You guys are so unhip, it's a wonder your bums don't fall off!"
              --Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              • #8
                "Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? What, are they afraid someone will break in and CLEAN IT?!"


                For the record, the station I worked at kept the bathroom damn near spotless. (well aside from you know, when someone decided to make a giant mess of it). Given, it was the only washroom in the store. Soo we had incentive to keep it clean

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                • #9
                  Back when I was desperate for any friend, doing anything asked like a stupid little dog, one guy that had me steal candy for me, told me to take a dump in a public restroom, and smear the poo everywhere, even the sinks and mirrors.
                  Toilet Paper has been "bath tissue" for the longest time, and it really chaps my ass - Blas
                  I AM THE MAN of the house! I wear the pants!!! But uh...my wife buys the pants so....yeah.

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                  • #10
                    Plaid, please tell me you didn't do that. No no no no.
                    If I can't bitch, I'll explode- blas87

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by RavenStarr View Post
                      Plaid, please tell me you didn't do that. No no no no.
                      .... Sorry. When your so desperate for someone other then legos... you do sick stupid things that screw over other people.
                      Toilet Paper has been "bath tissue" for the longest time, and it really chaps my ass - Blas
                      I AM THE MAN of the house! I wear the pants!!! But uh...my wife buys the pants so....yeah.

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                      • #12
                        Ok you admitted it. I'm not going to jump all over you. We've all done things in the past we're not proud of.

                        Just please tell me you won't do it again.
                        If I can't bitch, I'll explode- blas87

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                        • #13
                          I don't think there is a font big enough for the DUH that I'd type out.

                          I'm better then that now. I also have real friends, and not some assholes who make do stuff for their amusment.

                          I also have plenty of people here to talk to.

                          I also stand up for what I belive in far more then I've ever done before.
                          Toilet Paper has been "bath tissue" for the longest time, and it really chaps my ass - Blas
                          I AM THE MAN of the house! I wear the pants!!! But uh...my wife buys the pants so....yeah.

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                          • #14
                            From several interations ago of CS there was the user called WelltheNameTagSaysArron (of the Vinigar Boy thread fame) used to rant ALL of the time about the druggies, hookers, homeless people doin things in the restroom. all of the almost OD's that happened were either out back or in the RR.
                            I'm lost without a paddle and I'm headed up sh*t creek.

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