Temptation To Stoop To Their Levels..

[blas87]

I know I have been told time and time again to never stoop to another person's level if they are stupid or immature, because they have more experience and will beat you at it. Also, it makes you look just as bad as them.

But I cannot help but be tempted to just get some revenge on some people. I am 99.9999% certain I wouldn't do most of these things, but the thoughts just make my mouth water with glee.

I'd LOVE to find out where the Jehovah's Witnesses live and come knocking on their doors and ask if they'd like to talk about the joys of premarital sex, especially anal sex and double penetration and threesomes and multiple sided dildos and the joys of Crisco.

I would absolutely love to collect a whole bunch of advertisements that get left on my windshield wipers and my doorknob and duct tape them to the door of those businesses after hours (like on my way to work sometime) with a really nasty note about how if you're too retarded to not comprehend what private property is, you are too retarded to deserve any business.

The only thing I can really see myself not being able to fight off temptation of doing would be mass calling/texting friends and idiot acquaintances on my lunch break at 3 am to harrass them the way they do when they do it to me all afternoon. I don't save any of the dumb jokes, I'd probably just make up a bunch of lame crap or stuff that makes no sense and mass text it to all of them...or just call and let it ring once or twice or leave a message like "Hey, what's up? Just wondering what you're doing.....are you awake? I mean, it's 3 am....isn't everyone awake?" just to get back at them for doing it to me when I try to sleep.

It's so hard not to stoop to those levels....but I'd love to oh so much...

[Hobbs]

The problem is, if you did that to JW, you'd probably get charged with a hate crime.

My grandmother always told us we had "sangre fina" and it meant that, if we stooped to their level, we would taint our heritage and lineage.

[jackfaire]

Sometimes it can be frustrating because your in a conest and your told, "Don't stoop to their levels' Then you lose the contest everyone thinks your a dick and the other person smells like roses because they stooped to those levels and you didn't.

[protege]

I find it better...to let someone go right ahead and be an asshole. The worse they get, the nicer *you* get. Trust me, nothing torques someone off more. Not only does it make them look like an ass, but it makes you look like an angel

[insertNameHere]

lmfao my mom at one point had the dove foundation or something like that calling everyday don't know correct spelling. They are for cleaning up TV and she never wanted to listen to then and they wouldn't quit calling, that was until I picked up the phone and listened to their thing and offered to take the survey. I was 17 at the time but didn't tell them anything other than I had 3 little kids and OH yes I would love to talk about sex and violence on TV. I said "I hate all the sex references where the screen goes black and it cuts to the couple laying under the sheets with smiles on their faces or a guy decides to kill himself but cuts to black nothing but the gun shot and them laying on the ground..... I think its horrible that I have to explain to my kids what just happened because they really need to see that sluts giant tits bouncing as she gets fucked and frankly I want to see that fucks brains splattered all over the wall as it happens not this wimpy watered down shit." .... Cut to the caller on phone starts stammering and tells me she is sorry I feel that way and well she hung up on me and didn't let me take their survey, of course they quit calling after that. My mom was busting up laughing in the corner while I was talking to them. I believe that if being nice doesn't get something solved then you not only half to go to their level you actually might need to go below it, but I'm an American thats what we do.

edit:
Forgot about the witnesses coming around, live in the country for past 8yrs and we don't get many door to door people. But I have friends who launch the offensive when they come in by either trying to preach the good word of Satan, or claiming its hot and just slowly getting naked. usually they get uncomfortable and leave.

[HYHYBT]

I've never responded in those ways, but the Witnesses used to ring my bell every Wednesday, and I don't think they've done so since I've had my rainbow fish bumper sticker visible. They do occasionally leave a pamphlet, but don't knock so it's not a problem.

[jackfaire]

They stalk my train station.

[DrFaroohk]

If the stupid and immature people can be avoided then there's no point in stooping. But sometimes they are obstacles in your path and they must be dealt with, and trying to reason with them like an adult simply does not work. The only thing they understand is stupid and more stupid.

[jackfaire]

The only thing they understand is stupid and more stupid.

Ah I see you have met my brothers then

[Talon]

The last time I got door-to-door religion peddlers, I greeted them with a polite "hi", followed by a swift firm "No. Don't even bother." Strangely enough they got the hint.

[evillebee]

This thread has me giggling about all the things I could do, but wouldn't. I feel much better now!

[Skelly]

JWs came knocking on my door a few months ago. I looked through the peephole, saw a couple with one of them carrying the Watchtower. I yanked the door open, and screamed "No! Get the fuck out of here!", then closed the door. They haven't been around lately.