We live in a society where we can be accused of anything for anything we say, do or would love to do if we fall into a financial windfall. Cases in point....
1. I refuse to move into a studio apartment because most studios are
shoddily built, too tiny and most are located in shitty areas. Apparently, that is racist even though I never mentioned race.
2. Let's say I play the lotto numbers off a favorite model's - ahem - vital stats and actually win off those numbers. Said model finds out and wants me to throw her a bone 'cause after all if not for her I wouldn't have won. I would do so if she agrees to go out on a date with me. If she's taken, a private photo shoot. According to someone, that's sexual harassment.
3. I refuse to root for the football team down here (Dolphins). I am a Giants fan and always will be. But some see me as a traitor to Florida and "I should like the Dolphins by proxy."
4. I'm a self-hater because I refuse to keep kosher (I would have to give up my chicken parm and cheesesteaks - not happenin'.).
5. I told someone casually that if I hit the lottery one of the things I would love to try is be a glamour photographer (in other words, take pics of topless/naked models) and start a membership glamour paysite. I don't like porn, all pictures and video would be classy Playboy/Onlytease style. Yet apparently to someone: "You're a pervert who wants to sell porn pictures of naked women to horny desperate guys." Um, Playboy and Onlytease isn't porn (by that standard Maxim and FHM would be too). Secondly, do you know much money the owners of glamour paysites bring in? Let's just say they're not hurting for cash.
6. Another dream if I get rich is to drag race cars. Not something uber-expensive like a dragster, but maybe something like a Super Stock car (like a modified Chevelle or something). Yet apparently even though it's been a dream of mine I'm stupid and I'll piss all my money away.
1. I refuse to move into a studio apartment because most studios are
shoddily built, too tiny and most are located in shitty areas. Apparently, that is racist even though I never mentioned race.
2. Let's say I play the lotto numbers off a favorite model's - ahem - vital stats and actually win off those numbers. Said model finds out and wants me to throw her a bone 'cause after all if not for her I wouldn't have won. I would do so if she agrees to go out on a date with me. If she's taken, a private photo shoot. According to someone, that's sexual harassment.
3. I refuse to root for the football team down here (Dolphins). I am a Giants fan and always will be. But some see me as a traitor to Florida and "I should like the Dolphins by proxy."
4. I'm a self-hater because I refuse to keep kosher (I would have to give up my chicken parm and cheesesteaks - not happenin'.).
5. I told someone casually that if I hit the lottery one of the things I would love to try is be a glamour photographer (in other words, take pics of topless/naked models) and start a membership glamour paysite. I don't like porn, all pictures and video would be classy Playboy/Onlytease style. Yet apparently to someone: "You're a pervert who wants to sell porn pictures of naked women to horny desperate guys." Um, Playboy and Onlytease isn't porn (by that standard Maxim and FHM would be too). Secondly, do you know much money the owners of glamour paysites bring in? Let's just say they're not hurting for cash.
6. Another dream if I get rich is to drag race cars. Not something uber-expensive like a dragster, but maybe something like a Super Stock car (like a modified Chevelle or something). Yet apparently even though it's been a dream of mine I'm stupid and I'll piss all my money away.
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