But I can't be a....

[KnitShoni]

Wha~!? You betta recoginize! It's the shizniz bia-otch!

Me and homeboys are going to have ta pop ya ass onna drive by!

LMAO! Thanks, Plaid. Just choked on my tea.

[smileyeagle1021]

Oh, dear god. I hate black people.

Wow, I never knew I hated black people, but apparently I do
I also hate white people by the same standard (I hate country music)... well this could be awkward
Oh, and while we're at it, does that mean that if you don't like Lady Gaga you hate gays... Oh My God, my mother hates me

I've had the exact opposite problem with people who "you don't like a lot of Latinos, you're obviously racist against Latinos". Said group of Latinos that I did not like were the loud and boisterous type that were out partying all the time and refused to take no as an answer and kept trying to get me to join them in getting drunk and noisy... sorry, but I don't care what color your skin is, refusing to take no for an answer when I tell you I'm not interested makes you a douchebag.
And, while yes, most of the time that excuse is a load of bull, there are times when it is a legitimate defense, because the fact that I'm a racist against Latinos is news to my Latino friends. And yes, you would be fair to point out that I do not know that many people of different races that are my friends, but then again, I don't have many friends.

[HYHYBT]

Oh, and while we're at it, does that mean that if you don't like Lady Gaga you hate gays...

Uh-oh. What does that mean, then, for someone who know the name "Lady Gaga" but has no idea what she sings or even looks like?

Is "jerk" a race? Because I really hate them.

[Red Panda]

Why does hating Lady Gaga make you hate gays? She isn't gay to my knowledge.

[muses_nightmare]

Why does hating Lady Gaga make you hate gays? She isn't gay to my knowledge.

Far as I know she's bisexual.

[Plaidman]

Why does hating Lady Gaga make you hate gays? She isn't gay to my knowledge.

She's considered this decade and this generation's Cher.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Here's a fucked up one for you. Just happened to me in fact.

I'm pulling into the Dash-In to get my nightly 64 oz Mug-o-Doom filled with Slurpee-like substance (damn my frozen Coke habit) and all I have is my debit card.

Wife cleaned me out of foldin' money again.

So I park at the Dash-In and I'm planning to use my card at the ATM to pull a $20 so I can get my beverage. As I pull in there is a black person at the door asking people for a couple of bucks since he is out of money and needs a couple of dollars for some gas so he can get home to Hughesville, which is about a half hour north of the store we were at.

Now as I stated, I have nothing in the way of Cashy Money on hand and so I figure I'll slip him a fiver after I break my $20. Even if he is lying I couldn't care less since I have just gotten my evaluation and was going to get a nice raise in my next paycheck. I was feeling generous.

So I say that I don't have any cash on me and he goes into FLIP OUT CITY! I got to hear such wonderful hits as "You won't help out a nigga cuz you is racist!", "Goddamn racist white mutha fucka!", "Cheapass cracka racist sombitch!" and many, many more.

I go in and now no longer feeling happy and in fact feeling downright vindictive for the snubbing of what was my generous mood, I reported him to the store clerk who promptly called the police. The police came just as I was leaving so I don't know (nor do I care) what happened to him. I just paid for my frozen treat and rice krispy treats and drove into work.

I guess I must be a racist because I couldn't produce hard currency out of my rectally mounted replicator. I must also be a racist because I now dislike this one particular black person. And I must also be a racist because I called "The Man" on this poor, poor person and potentially had him locked away where he will become some fat, greasy, tattooed bastard's buttery cornhole.

I weep for humanity some days.

[Plaidman]

I guess I must be a racist because I couldn't produce hard currency out of my rectally mounted replicator. I must also be a racist because I now dislike this one particular black person. And I must also be a racist because I called "The Man" on this poor, poor person and potentially had him locked away where he will become some fat, greasy, tattooed bastard's buttery cornhole.

I weep for humanity some days.

Huh, if you think that, then I must be the freaking antichrist by the sheer numbers of asshole panhandlers that I've kicked off/called police on. (most that assume I was racist against their race for kicking them off, even though alot of times they've seen me kick off my own race, and they assume that must mean I won't kick them off or something).

And nah, he won't be arrested unless he attacks them. However they will make sure he is not to be in front of that store, the clerk will be told if he comes back to call them again, in which case then they will lock him up for a few hours.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

And nah, he won't be arrested unless he attacks them. However they will make sure he is not to be in front of that store, the clerk will be told if he comes back to call them again, in which case then they will lock him up for a few hours.

I know. I told you I was in a vindictive mood. I tend to get my revenge in my mind and the thought of him getting gang raped is cathartic. I'm like the character of Chaucer in "A Knight's Tale". I like to let my posts and my words be my revenge.

So by using my favorite line from the campchaos.com cartoon "Napster Bad" and posting it here, I get to share the thought of someone in a situation where they'll not get any conjugal visitations except from someone they don't want one from.

And if (as some philosophers postulate) thoughts form universes of their own...

[insert maniacal laughter here]

[Plaidman]

You wouldn't want to know how I get revenge in my head against every thief, panhandler, asshole, jackass, pieces of crap I've dealt with.....

I uh, pretty sure even that's illegal.

[Red Panda]

I thought she was straight but not interested in romance because she is focusing on her career.

[blas87]

Hell, I'm a racist bitch because I don't enjoy being hit on or accosted.

Well gosh golly gee...I have a boyfriend. Have for almost 2 years now. Even if I didn't, I don't appreciate the way guys go about hitting on me. Yes, I'm talking about whities too.

Granted, I WILL openly admit that I have never dated outside my race (other than a guy who was part Indian), and I would prefer not to, I'm really not turning you down or being disgusted by your advances because you're black or Mexican or Asian. It's because you just tried to fucking grab me. It's because you have been undressing me with your eyes for the past several minutes. I'm getting sick because it looks like you're almost panting.

I will say that I hardly ever get grabbed or attempted to be grabbed by white guys. They are the ones who use the lame lines or are the idiot drunks who try to hit on me. I also will say something somewhat prejudiced, I DO think that white guys are a lot easier to get rid of in these situations, most of them are intimidated by my boyfriend or give up as soon as I raise my voice or start threatening them if I'm alone or with the gals.

[Plaidman]

I thought she was straight but not interested in romance because she is focusing on her career.

Lady Gaga as far as I know, is straight.

She just dresses up alot for her music and shows, like Cher.

Cher is a HUGE gay icon, though is straight herself. (Matter of fact, she was a little torn when her daughter had a sex change, though she stood by it, she was alittle taken back at first).

So alot of sterotype gay men, love Lady Gaga on that alone.

Along with crossdressers, drag queens, and thousands of other people for various reasons.

[smileyeagle1021]

Plaid, it also doesn't matter whether or not Lady GaGa is gay, straight, bi, asexual, or some weird combination. She is a vocal supporter of gay rights, which is why a lot of gay people (even the non stereotype ones) like her.

[Plaidman]

Plaid, it also doesn't matter whether or not Lady GaGa is gay, straight, bi, asexual, or some weird combination. She is a vocal supporter of gay rights, which is why a lot of gay people (even the non stereotype ones) like her.

I also don't care .

Just pointing to Red Panda that gays love Lady Gaga for various reasons.
Thus the outcome of not liking her, must mean you hate gays.