I hate being interrogated, because I suck at it. I have a shitty memory.
Take for example, I might say "Tony called me a douchebag."
In comes the interrogater: "What EXACTLY, WORD FOR WORD DID HE SAY!?!?!?"
"He called me a douchebag."
"BUT WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?!?!?!?"
How the fuck do I know? I don't remember that part. My memory saw that particular detail as irrelevent and discarded it. I save what I need to, dump the rest. Because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter one damn bit if tony said "DrFaroohk is a douchebag" , or "You're a douchebag", or "You are such a douchebag", or "I think you're a douchebag", or "You're such a fucking douchebag".
Anyway, I hate it. But people love to do it because they think it makes them smart. I get this from cops a lot:
"what time did this happen?"
"About 3 p.m."
"I didn't ask you ABOUT what time it happened, I asked what time it happened!"
Again, it doesn't matter. Anywhere between 2:50 and 3:10 is "about" 3 p.m. And I don't bother recollecting that tiny detail because it's irrelevent and also FLAWED. No two clocks on the planet will show the same time. I have 6 clocks in my house and not one of them shows the same time. One says its 7:41, one says its 7:45, one says 7:39, etc...
So yeah. Fuck off, interrogaters.
Take for example, I might say "Tony called me a douchebag."
In comes the interrogater: "What EXACTLY, WORD FOR WORD DID HE SAY!?!?!?"
"He called me a douchebag."
"BUT WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?!?!?!?"
How the fuck do I know? I don't remember that part. My memory saw that particular detail as irrelevent and discarded it. I save what I need to, dump the rest. Because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter one damn bit if tony said "DrFaroohk is a douchebag" , or "You're a douchebag", or "You are such a douchebag", or "I think you're a douchebag", or "You're such a fucking douchebag".
Anyway, I hate it. But people love to do it because they think it makes them smart. I get this from cops a lot:
"what time did this happen?"
"About 3 p.m."
"I didn't ask you ABOUT what time it happened, I asked what time it happened!"
Again, it doesn't matter. Anywhere between 2:50 and 3:10 is "about" 3 p.m. And I don't bother recollecting that tiny detail because it's irrelevent and also FLAWED. No two clocks on the planet will show the same time. I have 6 clocks in my house and not one of them shows the same time. One says its 7:41, one says its 7:45, one says 7:39, etc...
So yeah. Fuck off, interrogaters.
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