Body part lingo (language!)

[blas87]

What are some words that are commonly used to describe anatomy that bother you?

I HATE the word Tits or even more, Titties.

The expression "Big ass titties" makes me want to scream. Not only is it disgusting, but just seems so bassackwards it makes no sense at all.

Your turn!

[LadyBarbossa]

I'll probably get flack for this but . . . cock. Just WHY?

Also anything 'cute' in regards to female anatomy, ie - 'cunny', 'va-jay-jay', etc.

[flybye023]

"bump" to describe a pregnancy. Also, preggers, prego.

Gag me with a fork already

[anriana]

Any cutesy euphisms for genitalia, mainly because I know post-puberty people who don't know the proper terms, just "down there."

[AFPheonix]

I don't know, no-no stick cracks me up.

I guess the only time something is annoying to me is when someone decides to correct me with the proper biological term for something. I posted something about someone's cha-cha or some such on CS a loooong time back. Someone felt the need to quote me and officiously tell me to call it a vagina.

I resisted the urge to let her know that was still incorrect, that if I wanted to use the correct term I would have used "vulva". I was a good girl, though.

[Boozy]

Any incorrect term for female anatomy pisses me off.

If men want to refer to their penises as something else, fine. I've personally never cared for "dick", but oh well.

[Dreamstalker]

Any cutesy/flowery/poetic terms for genitalia (especially female) annoy me. Reminds me of the laughable Harlequin romance censor-skirting.

Although I'm not sure why I find "cock" and "dick" so amusing, but I do.

[Greenday]

Just the variations of the word pregnant.

People who say crunk instead of drunk. I can't emphasize how much I want to bitchslap these people.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Saying "I brought my son into the world" instead of "I gave birth". I just hate it. -.-

And "cha-cha" reminds me of South Park. XD

[Giggle Goose]

Also anything 'cute' in regards to female anatomy, ie - 'cunny', 'va-jay-jay', etc.

Va-jay-jay. Fucking gag me, please. It's NOT cute.

[DarthRetard]

I always thought "hoo-hoo dilly" was pretty funny (quote credits to cartmann from southpark).

I hate the word Bresticles. It really, really, really pisses me off.

[Dreamstalker]

Me too. The ex used "bresticles" a lot, he thought it was cute, every time he said it I wanted to choke him (I know I'm small-chested and frankly don't care that much).

I confess to finding "hoo-ha" and "hoo-hoo-dilly" hilarious for some reason. I don't actually use the words myself, just find them amusing.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Somehow, the dirty ones don't piss me off nearly as bad as the ones that try to hide or sugarcoat what the part in question is.

Really, folks, it's a vagina. It's not dirty or shameful. Neither is a penis. Or breasts. If a term dehumanized the person, then I would'nt care much for that. But just crude, obscene slang really doen'st much bother me.

However, all sorts of language, proper or no, polite or vulgar, amuse and interest me, so very few words actually offend me. I think a lot of them are dumb., but not really offensive. For instance, I thought va-jay-jay was mildly amusing until I saw in the cover of a Cosmo in the store. Then I just thought it was stupid.

Vulgar slang can get a point across. A guy is acting like a dick. That guy in the penis car probably has a tiny pee-pee. Breasts wearing tassles and being shaken in a drunk's face are not breasts, they are clearly tits. You can make love, have sex, or you can fuck. There's a big difference.

[Giggle Goose]

Me too. The ex used "bresticles" a lot, he thought it was cute, every time he said it I wanted to choke him (I know I'm small-chested and frankly don't care that much).

So THAT'S what it's supposed to mean? That's terrible.....because I know how it feels.

[Sylvia727]

You can make love, have sex, or you can fuck. There's a big difference.

Words don't bother me, it's the attitude behind them. I have only heard the word 'cunt' used in a positive/value-neutral way once. It was during The Vagina Monolouges. So I flinch every time I hear the word 'cunt', because I associate it with negative attitudes about women. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I've heard all the other words used both positively and negatively, so they don't bother me.

What bothers me are the shirts (bumper stickers, etc) that brag about a big 'rooster' or display a ruler. It's not funny. It's not cute. I hate your stupid shirt, and it's not because I'm a prude. I happen to be a huge fan of sexual innuendo, but only when it's friendly joking or flirting. Your shirt is sleazy and wearing it makes you the equivalent of the greasy beer-bellied loser with lame pick up lines cruising bars in hopes of getting some rancid sex, but who will probably end up spending the night with Miss October and his right hand.