So for my birthday, I invited some friends to a local pizza buffet.
Of course, none of the girls want to come, because they made those lovely New Year's Resolutions to lose weight, and they are on "strict diets", and they've been doing sooo good, they can't cheat. Not just for one meal.
Oh shut up. I've put on over 20 pounds in the last year, and while I've been doing my best to eat right, it's my fricken birthday weekend, I'm eating whatever the hell I want and I'll worry about exercising later, just like they can.
It'd be one thing if it was about the cost. It'd be one thing if one or more of them had a medical condition. But just because they are worried about eating pizza? Oh jesus fucking christ are you kidding me?! One single meal of pigging out is not going to break you and make you fat. Get over it already.
Oh, the best part is, for their birthdays, even though I don't like to drink, if I don't show up and drink, they get butt-hurt and tell me that I won't break out in cystic acne if I "just have one", or it won't hurt me just to have a few drinks. Yeah, for that friend's bday, I had a few drinks and the next day I had 5 pimples on my face. But it was her birthday and I did it for her, because I knew she'd hate me if I didn't come out.
Seriously, you bully me into drinking whenever you can, all I ask is you come EAT PIZZA with me and you won't do it because you're worried you'll get fat?
Oh yeah.....if you're on a diet, you shouldn't be drinking a lot of booze. That's why you don't lose weight, by the way, not because you eat pizza. Give up the 24 pack of beer a week, and I guarantee you can eat all the pizza you want.
Of course, none of the girls want to come, because they made those lovely New Year's Resolutions to lose weight, and they are on "strict diets", and they've been doing sooo good, they can't cheat. Not just for one meal.
Oh shut up. I've put on over 20 pounds in the last year, and while I've been doing my best to eat right, it's my fricken birthday weekend, I'm eating whatever the hell I want and I'll worry about exercising later, just like they can.
It'd be one thing if it was about the cost. It'd be one thing if one or more of them had a medical condition. But just because they are worried about eating pizza? Oh jesus fucking christ are you kidding me?! One single meal of pigging out is not going to break you and make you fat. Get over it already.
Oh, the best part is, for their birthdays, even though I don't like to drink, if I don't show up and drink, they get butt-hurt and tell me that I won't break out in cystic acne if I "just have one", or it won't hurt me just to have a few drinks. Yeah, for that friend's bday, I had a few drinks and the next day I had 5 pimples on my face. But it was her birthday and I did it for her, because I knew she'd hate me if I didn't come out.
Seriously, you bully me into drinking whenever you can, all I ask is you come EAT PIZZA with me and you won't do it because you're worried you'll get fat?
Oh yeah.....if you're on a diet, you shouldn't be drinking a lot of booze. That's why you don't lose weight, by the way, not because you eat pizza. Give up the 24 pack of beer a week, and I guarantee you can eat all the pizza you want.
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