Oral Sex

[DrFaroohk]

I hope this doesn't get flagged as inappropriate...

Basically, I'm really starting to not like receiving oral sex. When I was younger, and the first few times I was lucky enough to experience, it was great, but I think a lot of that was novelty.

Nowadays I just feel like...meh...oral sex, great. Don't like the teeth, always hitting the wrong spot, etc...it used to be so awesome! And it's not any particular fault of the giver, not really...I think it's just me.

Now to complain about the giving: I'm not too particular about the quality of said zone, because I understand a crotch is a crotch and that's how it is. But I am sick of always finding TOILET PAPER DOWN THERE! Seriously...can't we do something about this????

[Greenday]

I hope this doesn't get flagged as inappropriate...

Clearly you weren't here for my long lasting thread on pubes.

Nowadays I just feel like...meh...oral sex, great. Don't like the teeth, always hitting the wrong spot, etc...it used to be so awesome! And it's not any particular fault of the giver, not really...I think it's just me.

Now to complain about the giving: I'm not too particular about the quality of said zone, because I understand a crotch is a crotch and that's how it is. But I am sick of always finding TOILET PAPER DOWN THERE! Seriously...can't we do something about this????

As far as getting it, I really haven't experience those issues. Not sure how it can be the receiver's fault...

As far as giving it...toilet paper? Wtf? With everyone I've been with, I have NEVER experienced that.

[telecom_goddess]

Wow this is really an odd topic to have in "things I hate"....

[AdminAssistant]

I would rejoice if Fiance said that. I like doing nice things for him, but that particular one is just....unpleasant.

And sometimes cheap TP gets stuck in a crevice. We switched brands and don't have that problem anymore.

[Giggle Goose]

Toilet paper? Never heard of that before. Not like I'd know, because my guy doesn't venture that far down there. Sorry for the TMI. But there are plenty of other things you can do besides that, fortunately

[Greenday]

Not like I'd know, because my guy doesn't venture that far down there.

That's a damn shame.

[DrFaroohk]

Aye. It's actually one of my favorite things to do! Despite the occasional TP.

[blas87]

Two words, wet wipes.

I dare you, go to Wal-Mart and just buy the travel mini 10 pack of Cottonelle wet wipes. The last time she uses the bathroom before you two get busy, have her wipe with one of those instead of TP.

[Greenday]

Two words, wet wipes.

I dare you, go to Wal-Mart and just buy the travel mini 10 pack of Cottonelle wet wipes. The last time she uses the bathroom before you two get busy, have her wipe with one of those instead of TP.

I hear it feels better to actually use that.

[Ladeeda]

Have you tried talking to your partner? Just asking them to be careful with the teeth and mention that you keep finding TP down there?

Oddly enough, considering a repressive upbringing, I find I rather enjoy performing orally on a guy. Don't consider it degrading or anything, so long as the guy keeps himself clean so it's not gross, smelly, or bad-tasting.

Though I'm probably not very good at it, due to lack of practice.

Must be all that gay porn I read. That's enough to give ANYONE a positive view of blowjobs.

As for recieving, I only just recently figured out how to bring myself off sans motorized assistance, so I'm sure that will improve. So far, recieving has just been kinda Meh for me, as well.

[blas87]

I swear by wet wipes. They make me feel fresh and clean.

[AdminAssistant]

I love wet wipes, but try not to use them too much, since I think they can clog up your plumbing.

[telecom_goddess]

I love wet wipes, but try not to use them too much, since I think they can clog up your plumbing.

Although this is becoming slightly TMI in the broad sense, I'm intrigued by this...how do you figure?

[AdminAssistant]

Although this is becoming slightly TMI in the broad sense, I'm intrigued by this...how do you figure?

They don't dissolve as easily as TP? I dunno. On the package it says to only use one per flush, and I'm a bit paranoid about plumbing (living 18 years with a septic tank, and all that), so I use them sparingly.

[Ladeeda]

They don't dissolve as easily as TP? I dunno. On the package it says to only use one per flush, and I'm a bit paranoid about plumbing (living 18 years with a septic tank, and all that), so I use them sparingly.

I think Telecom_goddess thought you meant plumbing in the biological sense. XD