Oral Sex

[Ginger Tea]

the boobies don't care what it tastes like, nor do the curtains.

[Ladeeda]

the boobies don't care what it tastes like, nor do the curtains.

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Is this some form of slang I'm not understanding, or have ya been hitting the bottle a little hard?

[Greenday]

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Is this some form of slang I'm not understanding, or have ya been hitting the bottle a little hard?

I can come with up what they are slang for but the latter leaves me kind of confused.

On the diet part, I love red meat and don't eat much veggies. But only one girl has ever had issue with the taste but she has issue with everyone's taste.

Yes, it was mine, no there was no video.

[Ladeeda]

Yes, it was mine, no there was no video.

Welp, that's one fantasy shot to hell.

[Greenday]

Welp, that's one fantasy shot to hell.

Yea...wait, what? PM me this one so we are clear on what you are talking about.

[Ladeeda]

Don't worry, I'm just being a brat. ^^

[Ginger Tea]

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Is this some form of slang I'm not understanding, or have ya been hitting the bottle a little hard?

I didn't have that much to drink last night

boobies breasts (as greenday pointed out) and re the curtains, I believe they are called drapes over there, basically, if the giver of the blow job regardless of gender doesn't like to swallow or even have it in their mouths to spit out, then there are other places for it to go.

Curtains were chosen as, although I don't recall the whole annecdote, one of the best break up scenarioes involve wiping ones member on the girlfriends curtains before going home. But anywhere you don't mind cleaning up afterwards, just don't have your fresh from the drycleaners interview suit on the bed at the time.

[Ladeeda]

Why on earth would someone want come in their hair? That just requires a shower with an extra shampoo.

[Ginger Tea]

who said hair?
Curtains as in windows curtains no euphimisms involved.

[Plaidman]

who said hair?
Curtains as in windows curtains no euphimisms involved.

Oi. That's even more work. Gotta wash and dry them. At least if it was on the other curtains, you get to have a hot shower. Maybe even with your other for added fun.

[blas87]

I remember when I was younger, guys always talked about the "money shot" which was cumming on a girl's face. I also heard that some stupid boys tried to talk girls into it by saying it's like a facial and would cure acne.

[McDreidel09]

I remember when I was younger, guys always talked about the "money shot" which was cumming on a girl's face. I also heard that some stupid boys tried to talk girls into it by saying it's like a facial and would cure acne.

Yay gonorrhea of the eye!

Seriously. I'm taking a Psychology of Human Sexuality course and my professor (who has his own sex therapy practice) briefly touched on how people are getting STI's of the eye because of this. We will be covering this more a little later on and in more detail, complete with pictures!

[blas87]

Don't eat before class that day, I'd advise.

I had health class 1st period in high school, and we got to see all kinds of lovely pictures of STDs.

Between that and the birthing videos, if anyone ever wants to yell at kids for skipping breakfast, someone should tell the teachers not to show that shit right after breakfast. Or lunch.

[Ginger Tea]

Oi. That's even more work. Gotta wash and dry them. At least if it was on the other curtains, you get to have a hot shower. Maybe even with your other for added fun.

Hence why someone said it's great for break up sex, leaveing a stain on heavy curtains.

[blas87]

You guys are sick.