Oral Sex

[Greenday]

I remember when I was younger, guys always talked about the "money shot" which was cumming on a girl's face. I also heard that some stupid boys tried to talk girls into it by saying it's like a facial and would cure acne.

Um, it opens up the pores so it kinda DOES help with acne. Keyword is "help" though. Won't completely cure it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You know the song "Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top?

Lemme tell ya, it ain't about jewelry!

[telecom_goddess]

You know the song "Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top?

Lemme tell ya, it ain't about jewelry!

That I knew

Also there is Imaginary Lover by Atlanta Rhythm Section, Rosie by Jackson Browne.....and I'm sure others I haven't thought of.

[Ginger Tea]

I learned a new phrase a few days ago, maybe captain dickhead was googling random trochee's or however you spell it, I only know the term due to an XKCD comic a week or so ago.

He asked if i had heard of an "angry pirate" aside from being a reverse of the trochee rule (I had to look up trochee, from what I can gather its a stressed 2 sylable word followed by unstressed one, although some examples showed them in use in ancient poetry not just as they are used now.)

I said I had not, but it sounded like a trochee.
He said I should google it.

I begrudgingly googled it just to shut him up, not something I would do to a woman.

He later tells me he's going to try it out, good luck with that I thought, he's the kinda guy that would have no chance with a corpse let alone a living woman without parting with cash.

Now it's just one more name to add to the list of terminology I'm going to forget what it means.

[Greenday]

Don't forget bronco style!

I've always known it as a Dirty Pirate but yea. I've learned some sick stuff over the years.