Having to breathe

[Rapscallion]

Pisses me off having to keep breathing. Anyone else?

Rapscallion

[Kaylyn]

All the damn time. Sometimes I've just had enough and wanna stop breathing. Sadly, I can't. I try, but I just pass out and wake up again later...breathing.

[DrFaroohk]

Yeah breathing can be a pain in the ass. Especially when someone just cut a loud fart and the smell is unbearable.

It especially sucks when you want to breathe, and can't, because you're choking or being strangled or something else horrific.

[Gravekeeper]

I hate when I remember to breath and it causes me to switch from automatic to manual, then have to wait to forget about manual before it goes back to automatic.

Like I'm doing right now because I foolishly read this thread. ;p

[Ghel]

I hate breathing so much that I sometimes forget to breathe, and wonder why I'm starting to lose consciousness. Then I have to actually think about breathing so I don't drive over a cliff or something. It sucks.

[telecom_goddess]

too bad we can't be like vampires ...they don't need to breathe

[KabeRinnaul]

I hate breathing because I can't half the time, courtesy 30 or so different environmental allergies.

[aurelemsrealm]

You guys are cracking me up!

Breathing is like sex. It's good when you can do it, and bad when you can't.

[ExRetailDrone]

Yeah, breathing definitely sucks. I shake my fist at whoever invented it *shakes fist*

Breathing is like sex. It's good when you can do it, and bad when you can't.

And sex is like pizza, because even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. So, since breathing is like sex, and sex is like pizza, does that mean breathing is like pizza? A little stale sometimes, but necessary for survival?

[Hyena Dandy]

I thought sex was like pizza because everyone likes it, but they don't all like the same type

[Ladeeda]

And sex is like pizza, because even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. So, since breathing is like sex, and sex is like pizza, does that mean breathing is like pizza? A little stale sometimes, but necessary for survival?

I beg to differ. I've turned down some pizza that was awful, despite being pizza.

You guys are cracking me up!

Breathing is like sex. It's good when you can do it, and bad when you can't.

Ain't it the truth...

[JustaCashier]

As far as multi-tasking goes, the only things I'm successful at doing at the same time are breathing and my heart beating.

I hate multi-tasking!


Mike

[Ladeeda]

Do not even get me started on heart-beating! Every single thump shakes your hand just enough to screw up that reproduction of the Last Supper you're trying to paint on a grain of rice. Then you just have to freaking START OVER!

Freaking heartbeats...

[HYHYBT]

I thought sex was like pizza because everyone likes it, but they don't all like the same type

Both involve getting really hot for a few minutes?

Both involve tomato paste, cheese, bacon, mushrooms, and pineapple bits?

I enjoy breathing, but there *is* an essential bodily function I absolutely despise, and this seems the best (or only possible) place to say so: I hate, hate, HATE, um, excreting solid waste matter. Not doing it would be worse, of course...