7 year olds suck because...
1) EVERYTHING is a debate. Even things like whether or not it's cold out. Snow on the ground, puddles are frozen, see your breath, car won't start. Nope, it's not cold! If it was cold I'd be shivering! Grrrr....
2) They never listen...yet want your help. Faroohk Jr. Loves playing video games, and I'm all for helping him out, but he's like "How do I get past this part?" And I'm like "WEll you have to push A B A B XY start." And then he's like "Oh....but I like pushing X Y X Y A B start." ....and then "Waaaaaaah, I can't get past this part oh waaaaah it's so hard!"
3) And we're at the stage where everything his sister has, he wants. She's coloring her dora book? OMG he needs to have the dora book now! Does he even like Dora? Nope, but when GirlFaroohk has the dora book, he MUST HAVE IT NOW!
I don't care that these are normal for a kid. They still suck and I'm still going to bitch.
1) EVERYTHING is a debate. Even things like whether or not it's cold out. Snow on the ground, puddles are frozen, see your breath, car won't start. Nope, it's not cold! If it was cold I'd be shivering! Grrrr....
2) They never listen...yet want your help. Faroohk Jr. Loves playing video games, and I'm all for helping him out, but he's like "How do I get past this part?" And I'm like "WEll you have to push A B A B XY start." And then he's like "Oh....but I like pushing X Y X Y A B start." ....and then "Waaaaaaah, I can't get past this part oh waaaaah it's so hard!"
3) And we're at the stage where everything his sister has, he wants. She's coloring her dora book? OMG he needs to have the dora book now! Does he even like Dora? Nope, but when GirlFaroohk has the dora book, he MUST HAVE IT NOW!
I don't care that these are normal for a kid. They still suck and I'm still going to bitch.
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