Okay, so at what point are family ties overridden by being a self-centered EW bitch?
So, first things first, my sister is the biggest EW I've ever met. She is completely and utterly self-absorbed.
Like she was in computer science classes, and would call me for help with her assignments daily because "You did these computer classes too." She didn't usually care that my classes taught Pascal, C++, COBOL, and Assembly; whereas she was doing FORTRAN. To her, it was "computer stuff" and the only reason I wouldn't help was because I was just being lazy.
Does that sound familiar to anyone?
The retail workers among us probably know it better as "You could do it if you wanted to! I can't believe Derp-Mart hires such lazy people!"
Of course, whether I could help her or not, she'd just hang up without thanking me afterward.
Helping her with homework, fixing things at her house, driving out of town (or even out of the county on one occasion) to jump her car... and I can probably count the number of times I've heard her say "thanks" on one hand.
She's also prone to making very poor life choices and letting other people suffer for it.
Like hooking up with an idiot thug from the ghetto, who turned out to have a drinking problem and got violent when drunk. Unfortunately, by then she was pregnant and had to break up with him, after which he stole a bunch of her stuff (including some of my mother's things she had at her house) and she called the cops on him finally.
Two years later, and she's changed everything by... hooking up with an idiot thug from the ghetto. Which also turned abusive.
So nevermind.
Anyway, now she's up here staying at mom's house (we're in the same neighborhood as mom, my sister lives about half an hour away) to hide out from Idiot Thug 2, and parking her car behind my house to keep it out of sight. And now I get regular calls and texts from her asking me to go look around outside mom's house or her car to make sure nobody's there.
Got one earlier tonight (she parked at mom's this time): "I need u to do me a favor and come over here see if anyone is in my car"
So grudgingly being the older brother, I went and checked things out. Made sure mom's gates were locked. Walked along the outside of the house where the bushes are. Checked in the car with a flashlight, then opened the doors to look around inside...
Yeah, despite being afraid of this guy, she doesn't bother to lock her car doors. Ever.
...then went up through the breezeway between the house and garage, looked around and in the garage, and then went around the back of the house. Got mom, told her everything was fine and that my sister needed to lock her car doors if she's so afraid, then went back home because I was on my lunch and needed to get back to work soon.
About half an hour later, as I was getting ready to go back to work, I got another text from her: "Did u look around... Or did u aimlessly walk oblivious"
Yeah.
I went out of my way to check up on things for her. Potentially risked my own health and safety if Idiot Thug 2 had been out here an armed, not to mention a good chunk of my lunch break... And she's bitching me out because she doesn't think I would have looked hard enough.
So, first things first, my sister is the biggest EW I've ever met. She is completely and utterly self-absorbed.
Like she was in computer science classes, and would call me for help with her assignments daily because "You did these computer classes too." She didn't usually care that my classes taught Pascal, C++, COBOL, and Assembly; whereas she was doing FORTRAN. To her, it was "computer stuff" and the only reason I wouldn't help was because I was just being lazy.
Does that sound familiar to anyone?
The retail workers among us probably know it better as "You could do it if you wanted to! I can't believe Derp-Mart hires such lazy people!"
Of course, whether I could help her or not, she'd just hang up without thanking me afterward.
Helping her with homework, fixing things at her house, driving out of town (or even out of the county on one occasion) to jump her car... and I can probably count the number of times I've heard her say "thanks" on one hand.
She's also prone to making very poor life choices and letting other people suffer for it.
Like hooking up with an idiot thug from the ghetto, who turned out to have a drinking problem and got violent when drunk. Unfortunately, by then she was pregnant and had to break up with him, after which he stole a bunch of her stuff (including some of my mother's things she had at her house) and she called the cops on him finally.
Two years later, and she's changed everything by... hooking up with an idiot thug from the ghetto. Which also turned abusive.
So nevermind.
Anyway, now she's up here staying at mom's house (we're in the same neighborhood as mom, my sister lives about half an hour away) to hide out from Idiot Thug 2, and parking her car behind my house to keep it out of sight. And now I get regular calls and texts from her asking me to go look around outside mom's house or her car to make sure nobody's there.
Got one earlier tonight (she parked at mom's this time): "I need u to do me a favor and come over here see if anyone is in my car"
So grudgingly being the older brother, I went and checked things out. Made sure mom's gates were locked. Walked along the outside of the house where the bushes are. Checked in the car with a flashlight, then opened the doors to look around inside...
Yeah, despite being afraid of this guy, she doesn't bother to lock her car doors. Ever.
...then went up through the breezeway between the house and garage, looked around and in the garage, and then went around the back of the house. Got mom, told her everything was fine and that my sister needed to lock her car doors if she's so afraid, then went back home because I was on my lunch and needed to get back to work soon.
About half an hour later, as I was getting ready to go back to work, I got another text from her: "Did u look around... Or did u aimlessly walk oblivious"
Yeah.
I went out of my way to check up on things for her. Potentially risked my own health and safety if Idiot Thug 2 had been out here an armed, not to mention a good chunk of my lunch break... And she's bitching me out because she doesn't think I would have looked hard enough.
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