So I get tasked with locating something for somebody. An envelope. Okie dokie, I can do that. Oh wait, I have never even SEEN this envelope. I don't know where it was put, when it came, what it looks like, and also, I just don't care about this envelope.
It is at the BOTTOM of my list of priorities. My list of priorities is like My Family, Myself, Everything Else in the World, This Envelope. That's how important it is to me, because up until 2 minutes ago, I didn't even know the fucking thing existed.
I'm also busy taking care of a 3 year old who just cannot understand why the popsicles aren't ready to eat until they freeze. And who also JUMPS at any chance to talk on the phone so it's quite disruptive.
So logically, I am the person to call to look for this envelope, right? Of course!
So great. Phone rings, child jumps, I am tasked with looking for one envelope in a house with mail stashed away in just about every corner, with a very vague description of where it just MIGHT be.
Just...just fucking don't!!! Don't be a fucking idiot.
It is at the BOTTOM of my list of priorities. My list of priorities is like My Family, Myself, Everything Else in the World, This Envelope. That's how important it is to me, because up until 2 minutes ago, I didn't even know the fucking thing existed.
I'm also busy taking care of a 3 year old who just cannot understand why the popsicles aren't ready to eat until they freeze. And who also JUMPS at any chance to talk on the phone so it's quite disruptive.
So logically, I am the person to call to look for this envelope, right? Of course!
So great. Phone rings, child jumps, I am tasked with looking for one envelope in a house with mail stashed away in just about every corner, with a very vague description of where it just MIGHT be.
Just...just fucking don't!!! Don't be a fucking idiot.
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