Nudity Hypocrisy

[blas87]

No....I love seeing HIM naked.

TMI but meh...needed more justification.

I will say that I do think women are the softer and "prettier" gender, but that doesn't mean that males cannot be considered attractive. They certainly can.

[Greenday]

Haha, that's been over for quite a while. You should see the guy I am dating now. If there were ever a poster man for pro-male nudity, he'd be it.

Being a red blooded heterosexual woman, there is definetly sexiness in a muscular body with bulging arms and tight pectorals and great abs and a beautiful hairless chest and an ass tighter than a snare drum. Mmmm.

Oops. Wet myself again.

Gross...TMI

And are you saying your boyfriend loves male nudity?

[blas87]

Haha, that's been over for quite a while. You should see the guy I am dating now. If there were ever a poster man for pro-male nudity, he'd be it.

Being a red blooded heterosexual woman, there is definetly sexiness in a muscular body with bulging arms and tight pectorals and great abs and a beautiful hairless chest and an ass tighter than a snare drum. Mmmm.

Oops. Wet myself again.

[ExiledV20]

So the most recent ex and I are....trying to patch things up.....and we rented Forgetting Sarah Marshall last Friday night.
*SNIP*
OH MY GOD..it's just a DICK. Big deal. If you men get to see endless titties in most R rated movies out these days, shut the fuck up about one or two movies with a dick in it.

Um.
If your ex is like that, it would be my personal recommendation NOT to patch things up with him.

On a more on-topic subject, most men (including myself) look like frogs to me when naked. With dangly bits. Not terribly attractive really. But guys having a hangup about it? Lord, they can get over that nonsense.

[Evandril]

The reason some guys don't like seeing male nudity in movies is that they think seeing the male nudity makes them somehow gay.

wait, so a straight man watching male nudity makes them gay... holy shit, I watched Titanic... that must have made me straight without me realizing it

You'll note he never claimed it was the *smart* portion of the males watching movies...unfortunatly, idiots are noisy

[Flyndaran]

wait, so a straight man watching male nudity makes them gay... holy shit, I watched Titanic... that must have made me straight without me realizing it

No, but it does make you a chubby chaser.

[smileyeagle1021]

The reason some guys don't like seeing male nudity in movies is that they think seeing the male nudity makes them somehow gay.

wait, so a straight man watching male nudity makes them gay... holy shit, I watched Titanic... that must have made me straight without me realizing it

[Tanasi]

The reason some guys don't like seeing male nudity in movies is that they think seeing the male nudity makes them somehow gay. That thought is especially in the forefront when seeing said nudity with women folk around. The last thing they want the present women to think is they are somehow less manly or homosexual.
Nudity in context doesn't offend me but someone just struttin around bare-assed does (my offense would be somewhat less if said strutter was a very comely lass but I'd be offended non-the-less.) Personally if I'm going to see naked folks then I'd much rather see naked women than men because I like to see naked women, men not so much. If I want to see a naked man I'll look in the mirror in the morning.

[depechemodefan]

It's been a while since I've seen it (my little brother nicked my copy then went to Thailand) but I believe that Trainspotting showcases Ewan McGregor's dick in one scene. XD And nope; it's not gratitious; he's getting out of bed.

What makes me laugh is when films show men getting out of bed coyly, hiding their junk behind a hand or the duvet. That definitely is not realistic. XD

I think when he got kicked out of bed and he had to take the condom off.

like the washington monument and skyscrapers and funny when droopy like nothing I can think of at the moment?

Leaning Tower of Pisa? Odd thing, I remember that from the Duece Biggalo in Europe movie poster.

[smileyeagle1021]

and funny when droopy like nothing I can think of at the moment?

the droopy nose of some cartoon characters *shrug*
I know a lot of comics have made fun of that using lightsabers that go limp (or really any weapon)

[Flyndaran]

What is and is not natural has no business in a discussion about humanity for or against.
I don't want to see movie characters using the toilet squeezing out a deuce, no matter how natural it would be.

The double standard is probably from considering penises aggressive when erect, and emasculating when flaccid. Why else would penis symbols be offensive when overt, like flipping the middle finger or a fist thrust, and "embiggening" when subtle, like the washington monument and skyscrapers and funny when droopy like nothing I can think of at the moment?

[DesignFox]

What makes me laugh is when films show men getting out of bed coyly, hiding their junk behind a hand or the duvet. That definitely is not realistic. XD

Definitely not! You ever tried to carry around a duvet? Those things are heavy. Who's gonna grab it and carry it around just to cover their junk?

Besides...you just had sex. Why on earth would you all of a sudden feel a sense of modesty...like the person didn't just see you naked for the past...however long you spent fooling around...? *chuckle*

[Greenday]

I bet I'd get banned if I posted IPF's 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures' smiley here, wouldn't I?

No, I think that smiley would be totally appropriate at this point lol.

[AdminAssistant]

I bet I'd get banned if I posted IPF's 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures' smiley here, wouldn't I?

EDIT: This statement was intended to be made tongue-in-cheek, and was not intended in any way to offend Boozy or AA.

No offense taken, midear.

But...no. I don't see anything all that special about 'em myself. Just these two weird juggly, heavy things I get to carry around.

[smileyeagle1021]

Same here. I kinda thought there was a rule of 'cover yourself' while in the men's locker room, kinda like the 'straight ahead, no talking' rule at the urinal.

I don't know about girls, but I've never seen a guy get naked in the locker room. So that WOULD be an unusual situation to see a guy naked.

utah must be strange... granted I've never seen aimless wandering nude but people don't rush at the speed of light changing and actually do shower nude... at least they do at the locker rooms at Lagoon-a-Beach when I've been there... the same went for Moana and Bowers Mansion pools in Reno... so maybe I should just say this region in general is weird...