I know, it may seem odd, and quite a few people use it without a second thought.
But for me, it's not just close to home, it's dead center on the plate.
I breathe through my mouth. I always have. Maybe I was born with a stuffed up nose. I could believe it. Even when I'm not having allergy troubles, I can barely breathe through my nose. Thus the mouth-breathing, and along with it, the need to have gum or breath mints with me all the time, as it makes me very self-concious about my breath. Just ate Italian? It's not like I can hide it by keeping my mouth shut. I quite literally can't keep my mouth shut. I can try, but my oxygen-starved brain eventually forces my mouth open for air.
I'm not dumb, either. I may be a little (alright, a lot) socially inept, but I'm not an SC or EW, and you won't see me on Jaywalking any time soon.
So there you have it. Some can't help it.
And incidentally, knuckle-dragger is extremely insulting to certain primates.
But for me, it's not just close to home, it's dead center on the plate.
I breathe through my mouth. I always have. Maybe I was born with a stuffed up nose. I could believe it. Even when I'm not having allergy troubles, I can barely breathe through my nose. Thus the mouth-breathing, and along with it, the need to have gum or breath mints with me all the time, as it makes me very self-concious about my breath. Just ate Italian? It's not like I can hide it by keeping my mouth shut. I quite literally can't keep my mouth shut. I can try, but my oxygen-starved brain eventually forces my mouth open for air.
I'm not dumb, either. I may be a little (alright, a lot) socially inept, but I'm not an SC or EW, and you won't see me on Jaywalking any time soon.
So there you have it. Some can't help it.
And incidentally, knuckle-dragger is extremely insulting to certain primates.
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