If you are going to call something an Irish stew, actually fucking make an Irish stew. Not some modern stew with Guinness thrown in for some bizarre reason.
I know clicks mean business, and you get a lot more from countries with deluded romantisisation of the Irish at this point of the year. But if you are going to rip of this tiny island that loves its food, get it right.
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Do NOT add balsamic vinegar to what should essentially be a thin vegetable and meat soup with chunks of 'whatever was in date and cheap at the shop' floating in it.
Do NOT add French and American staples like celery and cornflour. Use effing cabbage and oats. Actual ingredients in actual Irish stew. Don't have oats? They are in something called a stew/soup mix available in most stores. It also contains lentils, so you could just use lentils. Anything but flour, please.
And all of that could have been forgiven, because who wants peasant food in this century, if you didn't get the potatoes wrong.
Do not, EVER, serve stew on creamed potatoes.
You Americans have this weird fascination with calling creamed potatoes mashed. Fine, that's your cultural prerogative. But please, something so loaded with milk and butter will not take kindly to a hot liquid being poured on it.
Cook the potatoes with the stew. Serve it on boiled potatoes or even roast potatoes. Maybe make Irish mashed potatoes (literally just the potato flesh mashed up with just enough butter to give it a golden hue).
Just please, don't serve it on the culinary equivalent of wallpaper paste.
And please, do not call it Irish stew just because you added Guinness, that is just adding insult to injury.
I know clicks mean business, and you get a lot more from countries with deluded romantisisation of the Irish at this point of the year. But if you are going to rip of this tiny island that loves its food, get it right.
--- the remainder of this rant is brought to you by 'Bad Mood'; buy 'Bad Mood' today and get 50% off your next social interaction ---
Do NOT add balsamic vinegar to what should essentially be a thin vegetable and meat soup with chunks of 'whatever was in date and cheap at the shop' floating in it.
Do NOT add French and American staples like celery and cornflour. Use effing cabbage and oats. Actual ingredients in actual Irish stew. Don't have oats? They are in something called a stew/soup mix available in most stores. It also contains lentils, so you could just use lentils. Anything but flour, please.
And all of that could have been forgiven, because who wants peasant food in this century, if you didn't get the potatoes wrong.
Do not, EVER, serve stew on creamed potatoes.
You Americans have this weird fascination with calling creamed potatoes mashed. Fine, that's your cultural prerogative. But please, something so loaded with milk and butter will not take kindly to a hot liquid being poured on it.
Cook the potatoes with the stew. Serve it on boiled potatoes or even roast potatoes. Maybe make Irish mashed potatoes (literally just the potato flesh mashed up with just enough butter to give it a golden hue).
Just please, don't serve it on the culinary equivalent of wallpaper paste.
And please, do not call it Irish stew just because you added Guinness, that is just adding insult to injury.
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