Tweet
I can picture it at the Rich Businessman Convention. THey're all sitting around smoking cigars and drinking scotch.
"How can we control our employees more?"
"Oh, I know, lets make a bunch of stupid rules they have to follow."
"Yeah, yeah! And let's make so many it's hard to keep track of them."
"I like that! And let's also make some of the rules impossible to follow. This way, everyone is always doing something wrong."
"Hell yeah! How about we extend these rules to invade their personal lives too? That'll really get under their skin!"
"Hahahahaha we own these people!"
<six months later>
"Why are we losing so much money? Oh yeah, it's because we fired all our good employees and only kept the ones who gave the best head. And now we're paying out the ass in unemployment and taxes to for the welfare of the all the people we fired and blackballed."
"THOSE LAZY FUCKERS! Why don't they get a job!?"
"How can we control our employees more?"
"Oh, I know, lets make a bunch of stupid rules they have to follow."
"Yeah, yeah! And let's make so many it's hard to keep track of them."
"I like that! And let's also make some of the rules impossible to follow. This way, everyone is always doing something wrong."
"Hell yeah! How about we extend these rules to invade their personal lives too? That'll really get under their skin!"
"Hahahahaha we own these people!"
<six months later>
"Why are we losing so much money? Oh yeah, it's because we fired all our good employees and only kept the ones who gave the best head. And now we're paying out the ass in unemployment and taxes to for the welfare of the all the people we fired and blackballed."
"THOSE LAZY FUCKERS! Why don't they get a job!?"
Comment